Spurious Claim to Fame

[crublue1]

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I’ve appeared on Cheggars Plays PoP twice.

I was on the opening of Match of the Day for a few months stood behind Billy McNeil’s dug out.

I've been on cheggars plays pop too, although only once. Out of all the decent bands around in the early eighties, we got.....the fucking wurzels.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

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I've been on cheggars plays pop too, although only once. Out of all the decent bands around in the early eighties, we got.....the fucking wurzels.

Nothing wrong with The Wurzels! Although there’s not much right with them either…

 

[Kippaxpete]

Does that mean he felt her collar?

That's one way of putting it! Wonder whether collar and cuffs matched.

 

[Kippaxpete]

My brother made a stormtrooper helmet out of coke and sugar.

Looks as though he made it while on 'coke and sugar'!

 

[Kippaxpete]

My brother let Morrissey out of a junction in Salford.

Is that a euphemism for something more sinister?

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Is that a euphemism for something more sinister?

Ask Simon.

 

[MCFCTrick]

Years ago at an aftershow party in Oscars in town, I saw a famous black Irish rock star come out of a toilet cubicle with Chaka Khan, who he had just shagged in there. He winked at me and I pointed out he had 'powder' on his nose still.

And my missus's cousin is in Take That.

 

[Koniec]

I was on live Tv walking next to Ian Botham during his uk walk.

I once got a cut off a live Tv German broadcast during the 06 WC when asked for my opinion on Podolski and Kloze.

But my ultimate one…. I banged a distant relative of Andy Morrison.

 

[Cellarite]

I sat opposite Ian Rush on a train from Chester to Cardiff and he tweeted a photo of us on the next day.

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****.

 

[Cellarite]

"Spurious claim to fame" seems to have become "I saw someone famous once".