bigf42
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80s Shorts said:david whites spike said:Amazing performance.....can the real jovetic now please stand up.
Just about.
lafitz2008 said:The first half was some of the best football I've seen ,fucking unbelievable. Had a fiver on Aguero for first goal,done a bottle of wine in, absolutely buzzin'.
Seen the Chelsea result and thought fuck it,I'm bobbing out for a bottle of Prosecco,got round the corner,felt a fart coming on,forced it a little and for the first time since I was 12 I've shit meself. Right down the back of me leg .Had no choice but to carry on to the shop , confidence rocked.
Very much an evening of two halves for me.
As the great billy Connelly says the 3 rules of old age are - Never waste an erection - never trust a fart, and never miss a chance for a piss.
As I type I'm on the met line back from WHL, ruing my neglect of the last rule : but who cares we beat spuds 1-5