We are the new u*****. Things are happening to us that normally never would. Everything works out for us.
We spank West Ham in the first leg, then as opposed to being pleasant and losing the second leg 2-1ish or some such, we score within 3 minutes to really rub their noses in it.
They score 5 minutes later, but obviously the liner has his flag up.
We are 0-2 down at home at half time, but everybody knows we will still get through
To help out, because opponents are so terrified of us and their mental mindset is that they presume they will lose eventually anyway, the keeper chucks one in his own net all De Gea like with a couple of minutes left.
Given the chance of going top, u***** would win tonight. so will we.