Stinky brown finger

[GornikDaze]

This has to be the worst thread title I’ve ever seen on BM, ugh!

I’m getting a mash up of Rolling Stones tunes…

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

And you had the gall to call me a dirty bastard when I revealed the same information a couple of years ago.

Yeah but you're semi Canadian that stinks of that French pootine shite ; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Fixed

Pisser: )

 

[dickie davies]

Do what I do and lick them clean

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Do what I do and pick them clean

Picking dingleberries from a hairy arsehole isn't easy though, especially if they're the size of micro conkers; )

 

[M23 Citizen]

The Italians are right when it comes to taking the piss out of us for not having bidets.

Remember when we played Juve and this was held up by their fans?


Or when Napoli’s De Laurentiis said this:

'English women don't wash their genitalia', claims Napoli president

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has tried to dissuade his players from moving to the Premier League by claiming "English women do not wash their genitalia."

www.telegraph.co.uk

I agree with them, it really is dirty as fuck that we don’t wash our arses (and women their genitals) after having a shit (<piss).

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

The Italians are right when it comes to taking the piss out of us for not having bidets.

Remember when we played Juve and this was held up by their fans?
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Or when Napoli’s De Laurentiis said this:

'English women don't wash their genitalia', claims Napoli president

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has tried to dissuade his players from moving to the Premier League by claiming "English women do not wash their genitalia."

www.telegraph.co.uk

I agree with them, it really is dirty as fuck that we don’t wash our arses (and women their genitals) after having a shit (<piss).

I once went to Spain in winter and used the hotel room bidet at every opportunity.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The Italians are right when it comes to taking the piss out of us for not having bidets.

Remember when we played Juve and this was held up by their fans?
View attachment 129085

Or when Napoli’s De Laurentiis said this:

'English women don't wash their genitalia', claims Napoli president

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has tried to dissuade his players from moving to the Premier League by claiming "English women do not wash their genitalia."

www.telegraph.co.uk

I agree with them, it really is dirty as fuck that we don’t wash our arses (and women their genitals) after having a shit (<piss).

I agree about women washing their arses, especially before they have their backdoor smashed in. I made sure my ex's anal douched beforehand. That's if they wanted to have their backdoor smashed in of course. I'm not a a animal ; )

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Nothing more cringeworthy than toxic contact wether it’s bog roll finger break through or a mis-aimed bag grab of the dogs calling card.

 

[idahoblues]

The paper was thin and my finger slipped in