Stinky brown finger

[TinFoilHat]

I thought this was a tribute to the great Rhythm and Blues artist of the 1930's who seminal work Turtles head is now lost in the ether.(Or was it the shitter?)

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Sounds like a line from a Idaho Country song

Oh the paper was thin and my finger slipped in
And that's when my girlfriend stopped calling

But I wasn't bitter
When I fingered her shitter
'cause sweetcorn and a peanut I found


All together now..

 

[york away to this!]

Are you single?

Only as a result of a smear campaign...

 

[snorky]

Beamer, you are a fuckin wrongun.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Beamer, you are a fuckin wrongun.

I was alright before I met you though.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

This is why I use the jet washer instead of bog roll.

 

[wayne71]

This is why I use the jet washer instead of bog roll.

Have you got one of those arse taps you find in south east Asia and the likes? Brilliant things.