Stinky brown finger

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Clag or a bad wipe can sometimes lead to digital or worse back of palm contact with the legacy of a turnout. But to have the accidental cause of it being caused by tracing paper bog roll in ones own domicile is just unacceptable

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The paper was thin and my finger slipped in

Could be worse. I could have wiped my arse with that old school tracing paper aka Izal. May be fingerproof but often left the average arse cheeks looking like they'd been smeared with melted chocolate.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Izal - like wiping your arse with a crisp packet.

 

[Kinkybyname]

 

[oakiecokie]

Izal - like wiping your arse with a crisp packet.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa seriously made me lol.

 

[Franny 1234]

My mate left his parents house aged 17 and he's never bought a bog roll in over twenty years. He nicks one from pubs or cafés all the time.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The Italians are right when it comes to taking the piss out of us for not having bidets.

Remember when we played Juve and this was held up by their fans?
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Or when Napoli’s De Laurentiis said this:

'English women don't wash their genitalia', claims Napoli president

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has tried to dissuade his players from moving to the Premier League by claiming "English women do not wash their genitalia."

www.telegraph.co.uk

I agree with them, it really is dirty as fuck that we don’t wash our arses (and women their genitals) after having a shit (<piss).

They also have footbaths in their bathrooms.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

They also have footbaths in their bathrooms.

I've been to Italy at least 10 times and most bidets and foootbaths I've seen are never(or very rarely) used. Seen plenty filled with shoes and other stuff.

 

[NZBlue]

Could you not take in a gentleman lodger?

With this thread title I'm sure he could, but not one that I'd be wanting under my roof

 

[better dead than red]

Lol. For goodness sakes.

Try washing your hands with warm water and soap, cochino. ( I, at one time had a Chicana girlfriend. I learned this word from her. It means "pig" or dirty person.)

If you don't care to wash, keep your hands away from your eyes. You'll get pink eye.

I'd advise you to stay away from others but that honestly doesn't matter. If they handle paper money and coins they are basically touching the same things. Ever had your hands in a bum's pockets? I have and it's disgusting. Same as wiping your arse with your hand and that is where they keep their money, obviously.