better dead than red
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That is really saying something.This has to be the worst thread title I’ve ever seen on BM, ugh!
That is really saying something.This has to be the worst thread title I’ve ever seen on BM, ugh!
Honestly, Mr. Emergency Room Doctor, I was minding my own business and my dog/cat ran in front of me causing me to be startled. And that is how this bowling trophy ended up deep in my arse.The paper was thin and my finger slipped in
Eh? Explain yourself man.Lol. For goodness sakes.
Try washing your hands with warm water and soap, cochino. ( I, at one time had a Chicana girlfriend. I learned this word from her. It means "pig" or dirty person.)
If you don't care to wash, keep your hands away from your eyes. You'll get pink eye.
I'd advise you to stay away from others but that honestly doesn't matter. If they handle paper money and coins they are basically touching the same things. Ever had your hands in a bum's pockets? I have and it's disgusting. Same as wiping your arse with your hand and that is where they keep their money, obviously.
Now there's a euphamism I've not heard for a while.Could you not take in a gentleman lodger?
I misread it as todgerNow there's a euphamism I've not heard for a while.
Ah...that's where I can help. You technically need 3 sheets minimum...One to wipe up, one to wipe down and finally the third one to polish off.Could be worse. I could have wiped my arse with that old school tracing paper aka Izal. May be fingerproof but often left the average arse cheeks looking like they'd been smeared with melted chocolate.
Oh !! hang on a minute....I misread it as todger
Sounds like a line from a Idaho Country songThe paper was thin and my finger slipped in
By Conway ShittySounds like a line from a Idaho Country song
Oh the paper was thin and my finger slipped in
And that's when my girlfriend stopped calling