Stinky brown finger

[better dead than red]

This has to be the worst thread title I’ve ever seen on BM, ugh!

That is really saying something.

 

[better dead than red]

The paper was thin and my finger slipped in

Honestly, Mr. Emergency Room Doctor, I was minding my own business and my dog/cat ran in front of me causing me to be startled. And that is how this bowling trophy ended up deep in my arse.

 

[Cellarite]

Lol. For goodness sakes.

Try washing your hands with warm water and soap, cochino. ( I, at one time had a Chicana girlfriend. I learned this word from her. It means "pig" or dirty person.)

If you don't care to wash, keep your hands away from your eyes. You'll get pink eye.

I'd advise you to stay away from others but that honestly doesn't matter. If they handle paper money and coins they are basically touching the same things. Ever had your hands in a bum's pockets? I have and it's disgusting. Same as wiping your arse with your hand and that is where they keep their money, obviously.

Eh? Explain yourself man.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Could you not take in a gentleman lodger?

Now there's a euphamism I've not heard for a while.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Now there's a euphamism I've not heard for a while.

I misread it as todger

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Could be worse. I could have wiped my arse with that old school tracing paper aka Izal. May be fingerproof but often left the average arse cheeks looking like they'd been smeared with melted chocolate.

Ah...that's where I can help. You technically need 3 sheets minimum...One to wipe up, one to wipe down and finally the third one to polish off.
Dont mention it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I misread it as todger

Oh !! hang on a minute....

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

The paper was thin and my finger slipped in

Sounds like a line from a Idaho Country song

Oh the paper was thin and my finger slipped in
And that's when my girlfriend stopped calling

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Sounds like a line from a Idaho Country song

Oh the paper was thin and my finger slipped in
And that's when my girlfriend stopped calling

By Conway Shitty

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

What a shitty thread. I've had better ones removed. Not from my arse though