Re: Stoke fans acting up at Picadilly
I was down there earlier and yes there were a few football hooligans hanging about.
Having had a few sherbets pre match I thought fuck this some cunts going to get it BIG style, so on seeing a couple of fans I beckoned across the road "OI SHIT HOUSE" I shouted "OVER ERR, NOW!!!" To my surprise a bunch of them wondered across the road. NASTY TIME I thought to myself as I tightened the grip on my weapon of choice.
"GET ON THAT FUCKING TRAIN OR ELSE" I said, of course you always get the loud mouth one that thinks he a tough guy. "SOMETHING UP WITH YOUR FUCKING EARS TOM JONES" I commented nodding (Tom Jones a Delilah reference). He was about to come up with a remark, but I had heard enough I decided to take appropriate action and swung hard crashing my stick into his face "KERRRRRACK!!!!!" went his skull and he lay their on the floor twitching like Arry Redtwats morning cock with a piss proud stiffy. I got my stick and wiped it on his limp arm and stood up proud of the way I'd brought this beast down so efficiently and to boot the way his ear was hanging off with warm claret dripping into his ear drum.
"WHO'S NEXT YOU FUCKING INBREDS, COME ONNN!!!!" One of them stepped forward but stepped back just as quick when my mates had noticed the commotion and made their way over. One of my lads shouted "GET ON THAT BASTID TRAIN OR WE WILL ARREST YOU".......I FUCKING love being a dibble!!!!
My divisional sergeant was very impressed with my community spirit and as put me in line for a promotion.
Signing out/ police log G663: PC PETETHEBLU 1124 Transport Police, section 2. Manchester 1.
Nothing to see here, now all move along....."FUCK NOW"