Stoke fans today

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Always amused when away fans sing where were you when your shit even though they could not even sell-out two blocks themselves. They don't really get it do they?

Blindness and hypocrisy will always have a place in football!

 

[Maccblue]

They can count the goals conceded in the last three games on two hands!

 

[neverred76]

"Your brother is your dad"... Class.

 

[Leveblue]

"Does your Sister know your here"... :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I hate Stoke as much as I hate man-ure and that is saying something! They have a drippy accent, a kind of scouse brummie mix, they call everyone "mi duck", they have shops that sell only oat cakes. They look like the film cast of The Island of Doctor Moreau! I think I've said enough. Fuck off Stoke.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Generally speaking our away support is bloody brilliant.

Up until about 2 seasons ago, I would have agreed with you.
However, when it comes to fighting with each other, and idiots who seem to think that everybody shares their sense of humour, there's definitely been an increase.

 

[crazyg]

I'll buck the trend.

From the early 70s, I spent a lot of time in the Potteries, and have a lot of time for the locals (or "Clayheads", as my brother-in-law calls them - he lives in Crewe!).
Sure, they have a funny accent, but don't we all to "outsiders"? There's nowt wrong with being called "duck" - in Sheffield they call you "love" (strange coming from a 6' 6" steelworker) -it's just like being called "mate" round here.

Nowt wrong with oatcakes either, and they don't say barm or muffin.

Had things turned out differently, I'd have possibly married a Stoke girl, who I used to see when I visited one of the offices there. Everyone I met was very friendly - it's not like Royston Vasey in any way.

As for football fans, they're no worse or better than any other. The old Boothen End at the Victoria Ground was not a place for faint hearts, just like the Kippax was.

Oh, and they don't ALL have 6 fingers on each hand - some of them are quite human looking!

 

[Tanzeylee]

I'll buck the trend.

From the early 70s, I spent a lot of time in the Potteries, and have a lot of time for the locals (or "Clayheads", as my brother-in-law calls them - he lives in Crewe!).
Sure, they have a funny accent, but don't we all to "outsiders"? There's nowt wrong with being called "duck" - in Sheffield they call you "love" (strange coming from a 6' 6" steelworker) -it's just like being called "mate" round here.

Nowt wrong with oatcakes either, and they don't say barm or muffin.

Had things turned out differently, I'd have possibly married a Stoke girl, who I used to see when I visited one of the offices there. Everyone I met was very friendly - it's not like Royston Vasey in any way.

As for football fans, they're no worse or better than any other. The old Boothen End at the Victoria Ground was not a place for faint hearts, just like the Kippax was.

Oh, and they don't ALL have 6 fingers on each hand - some of them are quite human looking!

You are Julian clary and I claim my £5

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'll buck the trend.

From the early 70s, I spent a lot of time in the Potteries, and have a lot of time for the locals (or "Clayheads", as my brother-in-law calls them - he lives in Crewe!).
Sure, they have a funny accent, but don't we all to "outsiders"? There's nowt wrong with being called "duck" - in Sheffield they call you "love" (strange coming from a 6' 6" steelworker) -it's just like being called "mate" round here.

Nowt wrong with oatcakes either, and they don't say barm or muffin.

Had things turned out differently, I'd have possibly married a Stoke girl, who I used to see when I visited one of the offices there. Everyone I met was very friendly - it's not like Royston Vasey in any way.

As for football fans, they're no worse or better than any other. The old Boothen End at the Victoria Ground was not a place for faint hearts, just like the Kippax was.

Oh, and they don't ALL have 6 fingers on each hand - some of them are quite human looking!

Excuse me, people are releasing the pent-up hatred from their systems.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'll buck the trend.

From the early 70s, I spent a lot of time in the Potteries, and have a lot of time for the locals (or "Clayheads", as my brother-in-law calls them - he lives in Crewe!).
Sure, they have a funny accent, but don't we all to "outsiders"? There's nowt wrong with being called "duck" - in Sheffield they call you "love" (strange coming from a 6' 6" steelworker) -it's just like being called "mate" round here.

Nowt wrong with oatcakes either, and they don't say barm or muffin.

Had things turned out differently, I'd have possibly married a Stoke girl, who I used to see when I visited one of the offices there. Everyone I met was very friendly - it's not like Royston Vasey in any way.

As for football fans, they're no worse or better than any other. The old Boothen End at the Victoria Ground was not a place for faint hearts, just like the Kippax was.

Oh, and they don't ALL have 6 fingers on each hand - some of them are quite human looking!

There's a website for people like you.... confused.com