Went to a pub off the Kings Rd in London, first time in there never been before. Was playing pool, like you do, winner stays on. But I was playing someone tasty and was clear I'd have to wait a few more pints before my next turn came around. Looked up and above the table light I saw all these knickers and underpants hanging up.
Me: 'why are they up there, usually there's world currency pinned to the bar, or footie scarves etc'
Opponent: 'that's the pub rule if you get 7-balled'
Me: pots a yellow sharpish next turn
I've never come home from the pub without any kecks on and I wasn't going to start!