Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[Churchill123]

My best mates great aunt is related to ricky hatton..







Scrapping the barrel i know, but the only person i could think of that i remotely am related too in any kind of round about way

 

[mackenzie]

A second cousin of mine was the prostitute named in the first Jeffrey Archer case.
She was found to be a liar by the judge who then went on to describe Mary Archer as 'fragrant.'
Monica's story was then found to be true, years later, and Archer was rightly imprisoned.
Monica died in a car crash about the same time but at least the truth was out by that point. Odious fooker that Archer.
And the judge was senile.

That's so sad

It was bob. And the really bad thing is that her only child, her son, had no
Idea about her previous lifestyle until it was brought up again in Archers second trial.
She tried to protect him.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Malcolm Roberts' mum gave me a pair of his loon pants.

I went to school with Ian Wilson of Sad cafe.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I once had a massive fall out with Des Waker about women's tits.

 

[Churchill123]

An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.

Is she fit then?

 

[mackenzie]

My Mum was once propositioned by Tom Jones, just before he hit the big time.
Although I doubt this was a rare event.

 

[Churchill123]

My misses dad's best mate is the chap who picks Micha Richard's and other premiership players audi's up and takes em to the dealer to be serviced and then drops them home..

Apparently Agbonlahore at Villa is a top lad and always tips well

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.

Is she fit then?

She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)

 

[Churchill123]

Also played rugby against Andy Farell (now england fly half) - Was shit hot when he was 15 and just seems to have only got better