Strange/Indirect claims to fame

Went to school with the Gallaghers.

Had a piss next to Micheal Brown the night he scored a winner against City for Shef Utd, told him he was stupid to be out getting pissed in Manchester, his hangers on took offence.

Sat next to Tong Po (Kick Boxer) on a coach for about 8 hours talking films etc.. as he was going to scout locations in Turkey for a movie shoot.

Did a few stints on fanzone before they scrapped it

Was a member of a metal band Rhino Bucket for an evening.

Wifes brother produced Simply red and was involved with the whole Cleopatra
thing
 
Pablo1 said:
Had Linda lusardi lick squirty cream off my nipple whilst her husband (gay hairdresser in Brookside - apparently..) watched.

Turned down Chris Quinten's ( Gail Platts ex hubby) rough older sister who tried to seduce me when she was off her nut... Probably explains it.

Had a few of the girls from "take me out" back at a villa in Tenerife when they weren't filming their shit dates on the isle of fernando's. it wasn't my villa by the way, and I only watched..

Was in a lift with Paul malignaggi in the MGM after he was beaten by Hatton, was a bit pissed and was 'escorted' out by his big fucking minder before I reached the floor I was heading..

Had David Moyes reprimand me for allowing a couple of his team to play cards in my bar until 6am on one of their yearly trips to tenerife.

Paul scholes was a good mate until I fucked off abroad and he became a multimillionaire - also still mates with a few lower league players and a couple of pro boxers.

Probably a few more, but on the face of it I think it's fair to say that I'm not really in with the rich and famous..
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Do you still live in Tenerife mate? Ever watch City at the Blue Terrace in LC?
 
Citysmith said:
Went to school with the Gallaghers.

Had a piss next to Micheal Brown the night he scored a winner against City for Shef Utd, told him he was stupid to be out getting pissed in Manchester, his hangers on took offence.

Sat next to Tong Po (Kick Boxer) on a coach for about 8 hours talking films etc.. as he was going to scout locations in Turkey for a movie shoot.

Did a few stints on fanzone before they scrapped it

Was a member of a metal band Rhino Bucket for an evening.

Wifes brother produced Simply red and was involved with the whole Cleopatra
thing
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Impressive until then! ;-)
 
Goaters said:
The guy who played Screech in Saved by the Bell started on me and called me a douche while he was the DJ at a club in Liverpool.

Also my grandad was a youth player at city and was booting balls at a certain bert trautman to see whether he had any ability.
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I wondered what old microphone head was doing since the saved by the bell days...

You know your life's shit when you've gone from being in saved by the bell, to then having to DJ in liverpool of all places..
 
Pigeonho said:
Citysmith said:
Went to school with the Gallaghers.

Had a piss next to Micheal Brown the night he scored a winner against City for Shef Utd, told him he was stupid to be out getting pissed in Manchester, his hangers on took offence.

Sat next to Tong Po (Kick Boxer) on a coach for about 8 hours talking films etc.. as he was going to scout locations in Turkey for a movie shoot.

Did a few stints on fanzone before they scrapped it

Was a member of a metal band Rhino Bucket for an evening.

Wifes brother produced Simply red and was involved with the whole Cleopatra
thing
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Impressive until then! ;-)
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Now't to do with me, can't believe you think it's impressive to be involved with Simply Red to be honest :o)
 
Churchill123 said:
Goaters said:
The guy who played Screech in Saved by the Bell started on me and called me a douche while he was the DJ at a club in Liverpool.

Also my grandad was a youth player at city and was booting balls at a certain bert trautman to see whether he had any ability.
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I wondered what old microphone head was doing since the saved by the bell days...

You know your life's shit when you've gone from being in saved by the bell, to then having to DJ in liverpool of all places..
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Love the Screech tale! Is a douche bag a condom? Is douche cum?
 
Citysmith said:
Pigeonho said:
Citysmith said:
Went to school with the Gallaghers.

Had a piss next to Micheal Brown the night he scored a winner against City for Shef Utd, told him he was stupid to be out getting pissed in Manchester, his hangers on took offence.

Sat next to Tong Po (Kick Boxer) on a coach for about 8 hours talking films etc.. as he was going to scout locations in Turkey for a movie shoot.

Did a few stints on fanzone before they scrapped it

Was a member of a metal band Rhino Bucket for an evening.

Wifes brother produced Simply red and was involved with the whole Cleopatra
thing
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Impressive until then! ;-)
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Now't to do with me, can't believe you think it's impressive to be involved with Simply Red to be honest :o)
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why no fanzone for QPR game, WHY ?
 
LongsightM13 said:
Pablo1 said:
Had Linda lusardi lick squirty cream off my nipple whilst her husband (gay hairdresser in Brookside - apparently..) watched.

Turned down Chris Quinten's ( Gail Platts ex hubby) rough older sister who tried to seduce me when she was off her nut... Probably explains it.

Had a few of the girls from "take me out" back at a villa in Tenerife when they weren't filming their shit dates on the isle of fernando's. it wasn't my villa by the way, and I only watched..

Was in a lift with Paul malignaggi in the MGM after he was beaten by Hatton, was a bit pissed and was 'escorted' out by his big fucking minder before I reached the floor I was heading..

Had David Moyes reprimand me for allowing a couple of his team to play cards in my bar until 6am on one of their yearly trips to tenerife.

Paul scholes was a good mate until I fucked off abroad and he became a multimillionaire - also still mates with a few lower league players and a couple of pro boxers.

Probably a few more, but on the face of it I think it's fair to say that I'm not really in with the rich and famous..
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Do you still live in Tenerife mate? Ever watch City at the Blue Terrace in LC?
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No, moved back in 2005 after 10 years out there mate. I still get over there 7-8 times a year and have a few pals still there. Plenty of blues as well, been in the Blue Terrace a couple of times. You might know a lad called Simon Smith, does the timeshare in LC and drinks in there on match days. A couple of the bookies out there are blues as well - we're pretty well represented on Fernando's. :-)
 
Pigeonho said:
Churchill123 said:
Goaters said:
The guy who played Screech in Saved by the Bell started on me and called me a douche while he was the DJ at a club in Liverpool.

Also my grandad was a youth player at city and was booting balls at a certain bert trautman to see whether he had any ability.
Click to expand...


I wondered what old microphone head was doing since the saved by the bell days...

You know your life's shit when you've gone from being in saved by the bell, to then having to DJ in liverpool of all places..
Click to expand...
Love the Screech tale! Is a douche bag a condom? Is douche cum?
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I believe it's to do with being a method of contraception so I'm not sure whether he was implying I'm not going to get any. While he was indeed correct a number of ladies did seem to want a piece of him for some reason.
 
I contributed a couple of chapters and quotes to the epic cultural novel of our time...'Perry Boys'....oh, and its sequel.
 
My cousin went out with Jason Orange of Take That fame

My brother knew someone who had Patrick Moores phone number
 
yeah sporty spice thought i was a fan as she walked towards me in a heathrow airport bus terminal.....unfortunately i was happy to see the lady behind her.

she was on my plane to LA for millennium celebrations, she was there to film the never be the same again vid` with lisa lopez.
 
I don't have anything as interesting as most on here, however:

- My old man is currently involved in very high profile, and somewhat contentious project
- He also used to work with a well known TV scientist
- My sister is a musician who has played on the BBC a number of times (proms etc) and has been part of an orchestral backing support to a few very well known artists
- my dog was a well known (infamous) local celebrity when she took part in the duck massacre of 1997

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I also used to work with a woman who snogged (her words, not mine) Fabrizio Ravanelli

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I also used to write for the BBC sport website, this was years ago and it seems like none of my work still exists online.

I have also met the cast from this is England, the women (obvious one aside) are all incredibly attractive. Despite me trying to charm them, it didn't work and I ended up going home with a female usher from the event who was pretty damn unnatractive
 
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