Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[kp789]

I was a goalkeeper when I was younger and Alan Oakes gave my Grandad a used pair of Goalie gloves signed by his son Michael from a wolves reserves game to give to me. My grandad also used to live round the corner from Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes. I am told they are lovely people as are their wives.

 

[squirtyflower]

helped talking heads lift their gear into sheffield uni in 78

met two thirds of rush in virgin records in lever street and got them to sign their latest album

 

[Churchill123]

An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.

Is she fit then?

She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)

How old is she now then?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Is she fit then?

She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)

How old is she now then?

She was 30 in January.

 

[bluemc1]

Is she fit then?

She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)

mmmmm soccer saturday over 100prem goals, le tiss
How old is she now then?

 

[Churchill123]

She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)

How old is she now then?

She was 30 in January.

Ain't Danielle O'hara is it.. if it is then i'll be the most jealous bastard on this forum.. i've always wanted to taste her!

 

[gazhinio]

My Mum was once propositioned by Tom Jones, just before he hit the big time.
Although I doubt this was a rare event.[/

It's not unusual!

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

My gay cousin had anal sex with a Scottish alcoholic, think he said his name was Alec,Alex or something like that wonder if it was fergie.

 

[mackenzie]

My Mum was once propositioned by Tom Jones, just before he hit the big time.
Although I doubt this was a rare event.[/

It's not unusual!

Yeah ;-)

I always think of that when I remember the story.

 

[Danamy]

An ex-girlfriend of mine is married to a former Premier League striker. He's in the top 100 all time PL goalscorers chart.

Ric knows who he is, but I know he can keep a secret.

Is she fit then?

She's just had a kid with him, so she's probably past her best, but when I started seeing her she was 18 and I was 31 and she had a body that would make you weep with joy.

Whenever I see him on Soccer Saturday etc..I smile to myself, as whatever he's done to her, I did it first ;-)

Not if it's Dwight Yorke, it's like a cricket bat handle. ;-)