Strange/Indirect claims to fame

Not sure if this counts..
Once got a shag on holiday because i told this bird my best mate was Jason Orange's younger brother. Never met either of them, although being from Wythenshawe i know people who know them.
 
Im related to franz beckenbauer extremely distantly, i also recieved a favour from a pornstar in a miami strip club last year
 
Rosler1985 said:
Me and a mate pulled two birds from Hollyoaks in 2009. Smashed the back out of her 3 or 4 times over the following month. Fittest bird ever. :-)
Which ones?
 
i felt former blue peter presenter katy hills boobs. when i say felt she brush past me as she came to turn on warringtons xmas lights. also called geoff capes a dirty perv
 
If it counts, I have just watched last nights repeat of The Voice and seen an old school friend get through. Pretty good too.
 
My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weatherman
I had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...
 
Lived on the same road as the Hollies (Corkland Rd, Chorlton )
Once got a mention on Police 5
I sang at the Free Trade Hall backed by the Halle Orchestra
Dad once played jazz on stage with Ronnie Scott
 
york away to this! said:
My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weathermanI had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...
Was it Fred cos he's getting done for that sort of thing
 
stingthunder said:
i felt former blue peter presenter katy hills boobs. when i say felt she brush past me as she came to turn on warringtons xmas lights. also called geoff capes a dirty perv
Was he feeling Katy hills boobs too?
 
MATCITY said:
york away to this! said:
My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weathermanI had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...
Was it Fred cos he's getting done for that sort of thing
pmsl



...... eric and bob ***cough`s***
 
york away to this! said:
I had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born


dead famous by proxy, me...

Oh, I remember that.
That was the famous day that there were THREE tits on page 3.






(Sorry, couldn't resist it).
 
My niece is the newby on deal or no deal tomorrow (12/6/13) and will get her turn in the chair on the 14th :-)
 

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