Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[Ancient Citizen]

My mate at college beat up Chesney Hawkes, only a couple of years after that shit song he did.

That makes your mate ''The One and Only'' bloke not to complete the job when given the chance.

 

[kippax81]

When I was running pubs up and down the country,I had quite a few "celebs" come through the doors.

Helen Mirren,Timothy Dalton (top bloke and a blue), Ant and Dec (also nice blokes), Jon Snow,Ray Wilkins, Graham Norton, Brian May, John Simpson to name a few. Also Peter Beardsley's brother was a regular in a pub I ran in Newcastle.According to the locals he was a better player than his brother in his youth.Also used to cater regularly for various members of both Houses from Parliament, and a few EU Commissioners when in the Smoke.Also spent a couple of hours chatting to Melvyn Bragg when he was filming an interview in my pub,and Sue Perkins whilst she was also filming in my pub

My real claim to fame though was telling Gibson,when he was at the swamp,to stop being a **** or he could fuck off and take his pikey relatives with him.Also met and had a beer with Alex Williams...another top bloke.

My dad,when he was alive,sang on stage with Ella Fitzgerald (just the one song) and was a pall bearer at David Pegg's funeral (they were at school together)

 

[mcmanus]

School sent me to do work experience at Shipmans Surgery in 1995. First day he took me to Dukinfield crematorium to see an elderly deceased woman (probably one of his victims) . He used to disappear in the afternoons for house visits. Coukdnt believe it when I was in Ibiza and noticed him on the front page if the Daily Mirror. Beat that for a claim to fame.

^^End the thread we have a winner :)^^

Winner more like accomplice.

 

[simmers]

I've played footy with Ric a few times

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[BimboBob]

I've played footy with Ric a few times

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I had a beer with him and stood on the steps of the pub and CHATTED!

END OF FUCKING EVERYTHING.

 

[simmers]

I've played footy with Ric a few times

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I had a beer with him and stood on the steps of the pub and CHATTED!

END OF FUCKING EVERYTHING.

Yeah but did he grab your ass? I thought not

THE END THE

 

[bobmcfc]

There is nothing indirect about having your ass grabbed

 

[Thenumber1blue]

I went to the same school as The Bee Gee's ,then when we lived in the midlands Toby Kebbel(Dead Man's Shoes) used to come to our house regularly and a lad out of the group the wanted used to come in our shop nearly every week with his family.
Other kind of stars who used to come in our shop,Steve Nicol,Willie Young ,Paul Hart,Tony Vaughan,Robert Rosario and even Mickey Dolenz.

 

[TonyBook]

I used to run past Colin Bell's house doing cross country at school and he drove a VW Scirocco.

 

[simmers]

There is nothing indirect about having your ass grabbed

I'd say it was strange though

 

[bobmcfc]

There is nothing indirect about having your ass grabbed

I'd say it was strange though

I heard he likes sniffing old shoes

 

[tangaroa]

My mums godfather is (or was) Mel Gibson's grandfather.

I bought a used Merc for Frank McLintock and chauffeured Pat Jennings a few times (though I'm not a chauffeur).

 

[Bones]

My great great uncle or something is Stan Pierson. 12th all time top scorer for the rags. I'm not too proud of that though lol

 

[Dunraven]

My C.O was Lt Colonel Bromhead grandson of Lt Bromhead at the battle of Rorkes Drift. He was a weedy little fucker and looked bugger all like Michael Caine. Will Carling was in the same company as me and his brother Marcus was, and probably still is, a turd.

 

[CTID1988]

I went to a party when I was about 8 and Val Kilmer was there, he gave me a bottle of grolsch (I later found out it was full of lemonade)

I got off with Helen Flannagan once. Probably the 50th time I've mentioned it, but any excuse to say it again

 

[Churchill123]

I went to a party when I was about 8 and Val Kilmer was there, he gave me a bottle of grolsch (I later found out it was full of lemonade)

I got off with Helen Flannagan once. Probably the 50th time I've mentioned it, but any excuse to say it again

Haven't you mentioned that 15 times in this thread alone?





So how old was she at the time? - Any good?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I went to a party when I was about 8 and Val Kilmer was there, he gave me a bottle of grolsch (I later found out it was full of lemonade)

I got off with Helen Flannagan once. Probably the 50th time I've mentioned it, but any excuse to say it again

Was that when you were eight?
Bit too previous that.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I've just remembered another one.

Went to a benefit dinner for a cricketer I used to be on nodding terms with, Jason Galleon, and the after dinner turn was Rory Bremner.

After the 'do' me and a couple of girls were about to get in a taxi (which were proving very difficult to come by) and Bremner asked if he could go with us as we were heading in the same direction.

What followed can only be described as utterly strange. He spent the fifteen or so minutes in the cab, without being asked or prompted it should be said, in character.

He switched from David Blunkett to Tony Blair back to Blunkett (including that thing he does with his eyes) on to Gordon Brown and so on. He would not, or could not engage in normal conversation.

The cab pulled up a his hotel, he got out and walked off without even offering to chip in to the fare.

Fucking wierdo.

 

[whp.blue]

I once walked straight into Jessie Jackson outside Sheffield town hall quite surreal

I once fed Jessica Ennis in my sandwich shop and also a cage fighter Paul Kelly on the same day

 

[Rosler1985]

Me and a mate pulled two birds from Hollyoaks in 2009. Smashed the back out of her 3 or 4 times over the following month. Fittest bird ever. :-)