Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[DelToro]

My cousins (ex) husband drove Prince Charles around a few times and was invited to stay at whichever Palace he dropped him off at. His superior wouldn't allow him as the car needed to be back somewhere asap.

Ken Dodds p.a. was a client of mine.

Alex Hurricane Higgins bumped his babys pushchair into the one I was pushing in Dixons in the Arndale.

I went to school with a girl, Tina Edge, who's father, Arthur Edge, killed a policeman PC Egerton on Egerton St. Twenty odd years later I worked with a poor guy who was one of the first officers on the scene after he'd died.

I was once sat in The Mauldeth when Alex Higgins walked in wearing a blue fedora with a feather sticking out.

Dressed like that he really merged in withthe rest of the clientel.

 

[BimboBob]

He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

Noel looks better in a frock than manford

I most certainly do.



And I don't base my whole routine on my twins. The unfunny ****.

 

[andyhinch]

Done

I think it should be WankyPants with the 2 capital letters just to emphasis how wanky he is ;)

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

Me or him?

 

[Ducado]

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

Me or him?

him

 

[stony]

I know two people who were both in mega successful bands but left before the bands became famous.

 

[BimboBob]

I know two people who were both in mega successful bands but left before the bands became famous.

Brian Osmond and Dave Dooley?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I was once sat in The Mauldeth when Alex Higgins walked in wearing a blue fedora with a feather sticking out.

Dressed like that he really merged in withthe rest of the clientel.

I once saw him playing snooker in the social club in Withington near the roundabout (don't know if it's still there) at 11 in the morning, pissed out of his tiny mind. January 1991, I would say.

 

[bobmcfc]

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

Noel looks better in a frock than manford

I most certainly do.



And I don't base my whole routine on my twins. The unfunny ****.

Can't say I've seen his routine

 

[stony]

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Ken Dodds p.a. was a client of mine.

My son in laws mum was one of Ken Dodds diddimen.

 

[andyhinch]

banned

Me or him?

him

Bit harsh