Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[york away to this!]

My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weatherman
I had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Lived on the same road as the Hollies (Corkland Rd, Chorlton )
Once got a mention on Police 5
I sang at the Free Trade Hall backed by the Halle Orchestra
Dad once played jazz on stage with Ronnie Scott

 

[MATCITY]

My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weathermanI had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...

Was it Fred cos he's getting done for that sort of thing

 

[davymcfc]

i felt former blue peter presenter katy hills boobs. when i say felt she brush past me as she came to turn on warringtons xmas lights. also called geoff capes a dirty perv

Was he feeling Katy hills boobs too?

 

[daveduke67]

Im related to franz beckenbauer extremely distantly, i also recieved a favour from a pornstar in a miami strip club last year

Ron Jeremy?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weathermanI had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...

Was it Fred cos he's getting done for that sort of thing

pmsl



...... eric and bob ***cough`s***

 

[mad4city]

I had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born


dead famous by proxy, me...

Oh, I remember that.
That was the famous day that there were THREE tits on page 3.






(Sorry, couldn't resist it).

 

[kye1991]

Im related to franz beckenbauer extremely distantly, i also recieved a favour from a pornstar in a miami strip club last year

Ron Jeremy?

. Hahaha if only mate id love a portion of that

 

[badmash]

Back in the 60's my Grandad was the doorman at the piccadilly club in town.
He refused to let the Rolling Stones in for looking like scruffy fkrs

 

[modgeblue]

My niece is the newby on deal or no deal tomorrow (12/6/13) and will get her turn in the chair on the 14th :-)