Strange/Indirect claims to fame

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Blue2112 said:
Yes he did and strangely by sheer coincidence and totally unconnected a few years later I dismantled an aquarium at his first house and sold it on and then along with a couple of my partners we installed a beautiful extremely large aquarium into his house in Newcastle. Met him on a number of occasions and he was always polite, courteous and probably more knowledgeable about keeping fish especially the saltwater marines he has than possibly any other of my customers.

However it's obvious he has his demons and they come out for all to see.
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Do you think this guy insulted his Damselfish?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w897VuJfXQI[/youtube]
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Probably not as his Damselfish are daft enough not to give a fuck, now if you was asking about his delicate Anthias I'd say that might have provoked him.

Not really sure why you asked that as nowhere did I imply he isn't a flawed character. Read my last line where I said 'However it's obvious he has his demons and they come out for all to see' and from that you should be able to determine I wasn't in anyway defending his actions. I was merely confirming I interviewed him for this site and coincidentally unconnected did some work for him and found him to be polite and courteous on those occasions. I'm sure North Korea's Kim Jung-Un has shows his good side on occasions but I wouldn't fancy a night out with him.
 
I have cadged a cig off fat blobby bastard Bob, John Thompson.
I told Nicky Weaver to fuck off when he tried cadging cigs off me. I also refused to serve him cos he was fucking leathered and being a mither in the pub I worked in some years ago.
I've interviewed Reef, when they was famous. Smoked one of their funny cigarettes whilst they did their sound check at the gig I'd got passes to.
I helped Matt Le Blanc off the floor at a backstage party for the Counting Crowes in the mid 90's. Friends? No, we weren't.
Regularly got megged by John O'Kane, of United and Bolton fame during football matches at school.
My brother has assaulted Paul Warhurst. And rightly so.
I met Joe Corrigan at Tytherington Golf Club and couldn't stop calling him "Sir Joe".
 
Directed some of the Ian Curtis film Control while it was being shot at the studios in nottingham, this sounds grandeur than it actually was,all I did was say cut a few times. I did grab a few items off the set as payment.

Had what they call today a friends with benefits relationship for a few years with the mum of a well known page 3 girl.

Reminded Paul Weller to wash his hands after he had a piss.

Was nearly on the first Sigue Sigue Sputnick album Flaunt It, the part in this was even lower than my directing debut.
 
You lot have led such interesting lives.

I can't even blag enough to muster myself a passable stab at anything interesting.

But I ran a marathon in 2:45 and married a woman who is prettier than I am.

That's it :-)
 
Blue2112 said:
Probably not as his Damselfish are daft enough not to give a fuck, now if you was asking about his delicate Anthias I'd say that might have provoked him.

Not really sure why you asked that as nowhere did I imply he isn't a flawed character. Read my last line where I said 'However it's obvious he has his demons and they come out for all to see' and from that you should be able to determine I wasn't in anyway defending his actions. I was merely confirming I interviewed him for this site and coincidentally unconnected did some work for him and found him to be polite and courteous on those occasions. I'm sure North Korea's Kim Jung-Un has shows his good side on occasions but I wouldn't fancy a night out with him.
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It was just my poor attempt at being funny. I wasn't suggesting you were his biggest fan or anything. Apologies if it came across like that ;)
 
I used to live opposite Jimmy Crickets son who is on Rochdale council ...........and there's more. Jimmy would often visit and would always say hello and he no longer wears boots with right and left written on them.
 
Nedum Onuoha's dad taught me Maths at high school, he told us about his wonderful son Nedum back then. ''He'll be in the first team in 3-4 years hopefully, you want to see how quick he is. Remember the name...''

I've played at The Etihad.

I've performed magic for Dynamo, also the City 2011/12 team.

I sat behind my idol Noel Gallagher at Watford away in 2007 on my birthday.

I used to talk to Danielle Lloyd on Myspace all the time, we even arranged to meet at a City game in 2008 when she came watching Jamie O'Hara play or if she came up to Manchester for any work.

I know alot of bands (some huge), Backstage passes etc ...i'd name them but i'll get hassle (no i won't get you some ;))

I've been on Soccer AM and Sky Sports 3 times.

I onced bummed Natalie Pi.... i didn't.
 
After getting blown out in a bar by page 3 girl Maria Whittaker, said I'd see her in the News of The World the following Sunday.

Me, 2 mates and Morrissey shared a 4 pack of Guinness after blagging it into a private party following a James gig at The Free Trade Hall.

Organised a snooker exhibition for Jimmy White at 24 hours notice.

Following the Blackburn promotion, was on the piss with Kevin Horlock until the early hours and kipped on the floor of his dads hotel room with him and his brother. His wife wouldn't let him in his own room!

Had a decent conversation with inventor Trevor Baylis OBE, the bloke who invented the wind up radio.
 
Been on 5 tv shows: Dinner Date; Fifteen-to-one; Dirty Money; 100% and New Blockbusters
Also been in the paper 3 times:
1 had a scrap with Les Battersby
2 front page of Sun after budget> I was Mondeo man;
3 Ejected from Selhurst Pk v Wimbledon for wearing a John Major mask
Ring the radio phone ins quite a bit
My dad designed the Platt Lane Complex/Astrodome
I am related to suffrajette Emily Davison who was killed jumping under the king's Derby horse
Craig Cash (Royal Family) drinks in my local
Keith Fielding (World Superstars Champion) was a teacher at my school
Terry Christian occasionally goes in my local...and we always get stuck into him (Rag twat)
 
I know a bloke whose mate fucked Una Stubbs on her kitchen floor whilst installing her kitchen (allegedly).

I used to share a local with actor Steve McFadden (Phil grant in Eastenders) and called him 'Dogger Steve' to his face.

I'm mates with a very tall DJ.

Lost four days in Vegas with a Grammy-nominated music producer

Sat in front of Tiff Needell and his family on a flight back from Bangkok. My kids kept him awake all night. He travels economy.

Asked the drummer of the band 'Gene' to mind my jumper at a gig, and he did.

Abused Rolf 'Yew Tree' Harris in Sonning Lock. He had a boat that looked like a Venetian gondola. We were on a Hoseasons cruiser.
 
David & Samantha Cameron stopped to let me cross the road about an hour before he became PM.

Carol Thatcher sat next to me on the Tube.

When I was younger one of our neighbours was a well-known Coronation St actor and I went on the set quite a few times.

I've been the subject of the MOTD2 Kevin Day "feature" twice.

I was a Grand Finalist on Fifteen-to-One and was beaten by Egghead Kevin Ashman.
 
Freestyler said:
Nedum Onuoha's dad taught me Maths at high school, he told us about his wonderful son Nedum back then. ''He'll be in the first team in 3-4 years hopefully, you want to see how quick he is. Remember the name...''

I've played at The Etihad.

I've performed magic for Dynamo, also the City 2011/12 team.

I sat behind my idol Noel Gallagher at Watford away in 2007 on my birthday.

I used to talk to Danielle Lloyd on Myspace all the time, we even arranged to meet at a City game in 2008 when she came watching Jamie O'Hara play or if she came up to Manchester for any work.

I know alot of bands (some huge), Backstage passes etc ...i'd name them but i'll get hassle (no i won't get you some ;))

I've been on Soccer AM and Sky Sports 3 times.

I onced bummed Natalie Pi.... i didn't.
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For real? - Ever meet her... Fit as fuck in real life?
 
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