Strange reasons not to like somebody

Magicpole said:
In the same vein, the utter dozy cunts who stand at the checkout for ages, bag their stuff, then start looking for their cash or card. Usually takes ages and has me checking my shop to select the bluntest and heaviest object I can panel them with.

The ones that try to have a conversation after they have paid also need culling.
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When I was younger and getting buses on a daily basis I used to really lose my shit with people, usually women, that would get on the bus, then start rooting round for their purse. You know you are going to need some effing money to get on the bus while you were queuing, unless you are going to try to pay with your teeth (which I felt like offering to knock lose for them) so why not be at least half ready. Then after rooting around for ages pulling out a £20 note.

Also Tree-huggers
 
blue b4 the moon said:
People who drive against the arrows in car parks, especially supermarkets and then when you tell them they're cunts they get upset.
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Hahaha!
Amazing how upset they get isn't it!

Fuckers who although the car park is half empty and you've parked well out the way....
Park in the next fucking space to you.
Don't even leave an empty space, just pull up along side your motor!

They are real cunts!

And women with baby seats who then open the door as wide as they Can, making little Chardonnay comfey meanwhile scratching fuck out of the car next to them.

Bitches!
 
length of labia, for me.

if it's all nice and lovely and tucked in, that's great.
if they protrude a little, then that's also fine and dandy.
but the long ones hanging down really put me off, you just end up with a mouthful while trying to gain oral access.
as a result i end up disliking the person themself through no real fault of their own.
 
BackofJeanette said:
Hahaha!
Amazing how upset they get isn't it!

Fuckers who although the car park is half empty and you've parked well out the way....
Park in the next fucking space to you.
Don't even leave an empty space, just pull up along side your motor!

They are real cunts!

And women with baby seats who then open the door as wide as they Can, making little Chardonnay comfey meanwhile scratching fuck out of the car next to them.

Bitches!
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That's another thing, child seats behind the driver's seat so they stand in the road with the door open fucking about on main roads.

Put the seat behind the passenger seat you fuckwit.
 
Samsdad said:
Over the years ive come to the bizarre conclusion that i wouldnt get on with or want to get on with any one who listens to and likes key103 radio station ... random as f**k i know but its just one of them things lol
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I don't think it's random, what radio station someone chooses to listen to says a lot about them IMO. You show me someone who listens to Capital and I'll show you a fucking whopper
 
People who ostentatiously use chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant when there are knives and forks on the table (much more efficient) just to show how sophisticated they are, or even worse, ASK for chopsticks.
Drivers who put sick-making signs like "Little Princess on Board" in the rear window of their car.
Old guys driving open-topped cars at the first hint of sun, with wispy white hair blowing in the slipstream. Act your age.
Unattractive fat women who reveal loads of flesh in the high street when it gets warm weather. Cover it up, grandma.
Audiences seen to be screaming with laughter and wiping their eyes when some allegedly funny TV comic says something totally unfunny (think Michael McIntyre et al).
People who shout into a mobile. There's no need to, idiots!
Aircraft passengers trying to jam a huge suitcase into overhead lockers.
People who talk endlessly about grandchildren, or even worse, boast about them.
People who give their kids silly names like Bear or Capulet.
People who disagree with me when I know best.
 
Anyone who's in Coldplay
Anyone who likes Coldplay
Coldplay
Anyone who goes anywhere that's not inside their house wearing pyjamas
Blokes who walk around with one hand down the trouser. If you need to check if they've dropped yet surely the bathroom is the place?
Hipsters. All trying to express their individuality by looking the same as next hipster twat. (Hipsters who also like Coldplay can fuck right off and die)
Cap wearers, but a very particular kind of cap. The ones with really stiff looking peak thing. Oh and anyone wearing a cap back to front is a bellend, plain and simple.
That'll do for now
 
Men and women in their 50s and 60s who drive around with the windows down playing rap music very loud thinking they are down with the kids, your not, your just sad old fucks who should be dragged out and given a severe slap to bring them to their senses, even had one stopped at traffic lights last week making weird jerking movements with his fingers last week, had to knock on his winscreen to tell him he looked a c***
 
Xiphos said:
Men and women in their 50s and 60s who drive around with the windows down playing rap music very loud thinking they are down with the kids, your not, your just sad old fucks who should be dragged out and given a severe slap to bring them to their senses, even had one stopped at traffic lights last week making weird jerking movements with his fingers last week, had to knock on his winscreen to tell him he looked a c***
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You could have just shortened that to 'rap music'
 
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