Strange reasons not to like somebody

When I am travelling , enjoying myself, far from Manchester (but not necessarily) and see some self - branded rag twit. I just want to punch them for bringing their scummy club into the moment.
People who think that their offspring are so much more wonderful than anyone else's.
Shrieking women in pubs , there's no escape!
 
Anyone who uses Americanisms....
24/7
A Bunch of .
Anyone who drinks Fosters
People putting on Manc accents
 
If you queue jump traffic by getting to the front of the left or right turn only lane, then put your foot down and move over to the ahead lane then you have immediately sign posted yourself to the world as complete cnut.
 
Magicpole said:
A short assortment of people I could never be mates with.

I don't like people who assume every **** takes sugar in their tea.

I also don't like the type that thinks going to Amsterdam on a stag do and cutting about bollock naked is funny.

I have never been keen on quantity surveyors.

Women who start out ok but as they get drunker become nutjobs.

I also dislike their male counterparts.

Staff in trendy pubs who couldn't afford to drink there themselves, but act as if they fucking own the place.

The French

People whose job it is to phone me up to discuss my recent car accident.

My old Janitor at primary school was a torn faced old bastard who would never let us stay in when it rained at play time. His wife, dinner lady, couldn't meet a nicer soul but Mr Murray? ****.

I have never trusted any 'football' fan who has supported more than one team.or switched teams! I mean, wtf is that all about?

I would never be friends with a clown.

People who are in the habit of asking you for a fag in the street.

Anybody who likes the song The Final Countdown. Anybody who has bought it I want dead. Any DJ who has played it, I want dead. The band, a given too.:)

And finally, people who are cruel to people or animals. I really do want them dead.

Did I mention quantity surveyors?
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You sound such a top buzz to be around mate ;)
 
Noisy people, you know, those that love to hear themselves talk above everything/everyone else.

Banal chit-chaters....silence is golden.

Non-indicators, thoughtless bunch.
 
Banshee said:
Non-indicators, thoughtless bunch.
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This. Been doing a lot of walking over the last year or so and the amount of times I've nearly been run over crossing busy junctions because drivers are turning without warning because they don't give a shit about pedestrians, feel like I'm taking my life into my own hands on a daily basis. Roundabouts are the fucking worst for it. It takes half a milli second to put your hand on your indicators you lazy fuckers.
 
Let's turn the question round.

What is it about you that people don't like?

It's very easy to be critical of other people. It's the easiest thing in the world.

What about you though?

Have a think about it.

I bet your farts don't smell of roses for a start.
 
Fowlers Penalty Miss said:
Let's turn the question round.

What is it about you that people don't like?

It's very easy to be critical of other people. It's the easiest thing in the world.

What about you though?

Have a think about it.

I bet your farts don't smell of roses for a start.
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I was just on about fowlers penalty miss to a Liverpool fan,for that reason I dislike you for now,name wise,the only other reasons people hate me around here is because i support Manchester City,but funk themselves,Ireland,Cork City not to many blues brothers here.
 
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