Strippers ...

Dropped £700 in legs eleven in April, wife went mental. Still won't touch the shirt I wore that night.

Confession - I'm a boob man and I don't get out much.


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All the lads in the pub paid for a strippergram for my mates 50th birthday. She looked a bit shy when she came out but the dirty old twat was loving it. Found out why she had seemed so reluctant later. Turned out she'd been best friends with his daughter whilst they were growing up and had been round to his house for tea on many occasions.
 
Surprising how a lot of replies start "I've never......but. Some people seem to think we've just got off the banana boat.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Me and a girlfriend got taken to Stringfellows by a mate on his expense account in the early naughties and Peter Stringfellow himself went over my girlfiend and offered her a spot working at the club if she was interested - which I got a kick out of, if I'm being honest.
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He probably wanted to take her on his luxury yacht and have his wicked way mate. He's a creepy old ****, looks like a wig on a wrinkled stick nowadays. Saw him on the TV on his yacht with young girls by his side, was almost tantamount to paedophilia.

As the Stranglers once sang on a track called ugly -" An ugly fart, attracts a good looking chic, if he's got money"...
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Me and a girlfriend got taken to Stringfellows by a mate on his expense account in the early naughties and Peter Stringfellow himself went over my girlfiend and offered her a spot working at the club if she was interested - which I got a kick out of, if I'm being honest.
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You know what's required. Get on with it.


And not of Peter Stringfellow either. We know what he looks like. His face has more lines than the London tube map, and a haircut that's travelled in time from the 1980s.
 
Was at one of the gentlemen mornings at Heaton park social club a few years back and one of the strippers was stunning, other 2 a little on the ropey side, anyway we paid the fit one to do a lapdance for an extremely older gentleman who was with us, thought he was going to have a heart attack when started fingering herself inches from his face, he fucking loved it the rum ****.
 
Cityisland said:
My 21st birthday went to a spearmint rhino. My ex Mrs paid for a lap dance for me (awkward, as I chose the most exotic looking girl in there and the mrs was blonde and blue eyed).

She proceeded with her boogy. Bit meh if I'm honest. What's the point if u can't touch?

Anyway, she got stark bollocking naked, licked her finger, stuck it up her fanny and then jammed her finger in my mouth. Wasn't sure what to make of that..

..never bothered with one since.
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Fucking hell. I've got a lazy lob on reading that.
 
20 odd years ago they were a novelty and the only one I'd ever been to was long legs. Now every small town has them filled with absolute rotters and holds no interest for me.
 
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BlueHammer85 said:
£20 or whatever for some girl to dance naked in front of you .. Does any bloke on here actually get a buzz out of it ?
Boring shit!
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I would have probably liked it more 20 years ago but rather watch some porn than pay a wad of cash to see some tits and fanny. I bet you could get a private escort who would do all that and more for an extra 20 on top
 
Spent a few euros over the years when i was in Spain, the novelty soon wears off when it's 10mins from your gaff. Sted heads stand outside the booth ready to stove in anyone that gets frisky.
 
Never my thing. My mate is obsessed and has dragged me to a few over the years and he usually ends up spending a couple hundred quid on lap dances and I just never get the point(why not just get a hooker at that point? £200 for an awkward erection?). Real women who will have sex with you aren't that hard to find, paying women to tease you just seems pointless to me
 
I have been in strip joints but never really saw the appeal, I remember years ago when living in Thailand, I spent a month visiting an old friend in Pattaya whose brother was over.
well the lad had never seen a go go bar before so wanted to go in, so there we are sat in a booth, me, the missus, me mate his girlfrieind having a beer and catch up while his brother sat at the bar watching the catwalk behind it with several naked women except for a number badge dancing, we just weren't interested, although when we went up for a beer one of the women dancing was an ex receptionist at the hotel we had stayed in 2 years before and the wife and his girlfriend weren't impressed when she started waving over and shouting our names, got a slap round the back of the head and a frosty few days after, wouldn't mind but I never been near the lass.

I really don't see the point of paying a shitload of cash for 5 minutes of tittilation with a lap dance of a strip bar.
 
BigOscar said:
Never my thing. My mate is obsessed and has dragged me to a few over the years and he usually ends up spending a couple hundred quid on lap dances and I just never get the point(why not just get a hooker at that point? £200 for an awkward erection?). Real women who will have sex with you aren't that hard to find, paying women to tease you just seems pointless to me
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Totally agree. I have a mate who loves lap dancing clubs and has insisted on us going a few times. I just find it incredibly frustrating watching them up close and not being able to bang them. Pointless as you say.
 
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