Strippers ...

My 21st birthday went to a spearmint rhino. My ex Mrs paid for a lap dance for me (awkward, as I chose the most exotic looking girl in there and the mrs was blonde and blue eyed).

She proceeded with her boogy. Bit meh if I'm honest. What's the point if u can't touch?

Anyway, she got stark bollocking naked, licked her finger, stuck it up her fanny and then jammed her finger in my mouth. Wasn't sure what to make of that..

..never bothered with one since.
 
Depends where one hands over the money, I'm guessing you're a long legs kinda guy, thus getting the skanks who've done more rounds than antonio Barrera....

I was dating one not so long ago (not a skank), a beauty, she even made it over my 9.3/10 scoring system, however, eventually the novelty wore off and you start seeing all the wrong things in your head, it never lasts..... My god though, damnnnnnnn skippy!!!!
 
BlueHammer85 said:
£20 or whatever for some girl to dance naked in front of you .. Does any bloke on here actually get a buzz out of it ?
Boring shit!
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You're talking lap dancers, not strippers mate.

I've never felt the urge to go in a club and pay for a dance, but I guess there's plenty of guys that do. And if they enjoy doing it, then fine really.

As for strippers on a stage, used to be plenty of places, and like Stony mentioned, was hard not to see a stripper in the 80's. Whitley bay was famous for strippers, at least half a dozen pubs had strippers on.

I think the last pub I saw a stripper on was the Flying Scotsman in Kings cross probably about 8 years ago, Was a mixed bag in there, from old hags to tasty looking Eastern European birds. They'd come round with a pint pot after a turn and anyone watching would throw an obligatory pound in. A mate of mine who is tighter than a crabs arse, thought it funny to throw a couple of washers in until, bouncers turfed him out out when they found out it was him, the tight ****.

Morning drives were quite popular too, been on a couple back in the day.
 
2 pages in, and no pics? This isn't good enough. I'm gonna put that right, and fuck the consequences. If I get banned, so be it;

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worsleyweb said:
Killed if for me when some stripper in Las Vegas I had fallen in love with told me she was going to buy a washing machine with what I had spent on her.
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I'm not surprised it spoilt it for you knowing that all those times she had stripped for you she had been wearing dirty, smelly knickers all along.
 
Justin bieber albums and not liking ladies gyrating on his wang! think the op will be 'out' by Christmas
 
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