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Strippers ...
- Thread starter BlueHammer85
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All the lads in the pub paid for a strippergram for my mates 50th birthday. She looked a bit shy when she came out but the dirty old twat was loving it. Found out why she had seemed so reluctant later. Turned out she'd been best friends with his daughter whilst they were growing up and had been round to his house for tea on many occasions.
Uncle Wally One Ball
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Is that what they call crack these days?Killed if for me when some stripper in Las Vegas I had fallen in love with told me she was going to buy a washing machine with what I had spent on her.
tiggsywiggsywoo
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Surprising how a lot of replies start "I've never......but. Some people seem to think we've just got off the banana boat.
BlueMoonRisin’
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He probably wanted to take her on his luxury yacht and have his wicked way mate. He's a creepy old ****, looks like a wig on a wrinkled stick nowadays. Saw him on the TV on his yacht with young girls by his side, was almost tantamount to paedophilia.Me and a girlfriend got taken to Stringfellows by a mate on his expense account in the early naughties and Peter Stringfellow himself went over my girlfiend and offered her a spot working at the club if she was interested - which I got a kick out of, if I'm being honest.
As the Stranglers once sang on a track called ugly -" An ugly fart, attracts a good looking chic, if he's got money"...
jimharri
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You know what's required. Get on with it.Me and a girlfriend got taken to Stringfellows by a mate on his expense account in the early naughties and Peter Stringfellow himself went over my girlfiend and offered her a spot working at the club if she was interested - which I got a kick out of, if I'm being honest.
And not of Peter Stringfellow either. We know what he looks like. His face has more lines than the London tube map, and a haircut that's travelled in time from the 1980s.
Zin 'messiah' Zimmer
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Surprising how a lot of replies start "I've never......but. Some people seem to think we've just got off the banana boat.
You must of using the term 'banana boat'.... Not really very PC!!!
inchy14
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Was at one of the gentlemen mornings at Heaton park social club a few years back and one of the strippers was stunning, other 2 a little on the ropey side, anyway we paid the fit one to do a lapdance for an extremely older gentleman who was with us, thought he was going to have a heart attack when started fingering herself inches from his face, he fucking loved it the rum ****.
Fucking hell. I've got a lazy lob on reading that.My 21st birthday went to a spearmint rhino. My ex Mrs paid for a lap dance for me (awkward, as I chose the most exotic looking girl in there and the mrs was blonde and blue eyed).
She proceeded with her boogy. Bit meh if I'm honest. What's the point if u can't touch?
Anyway, she got stark bollocking naked, licked her finger, stuck it up her fanny and then jammed her finger in my mouth. Wasn't sure what to make of that..
..never bothered with one since.