Strippers ...

[Helmet Cole]

Not a strip club, but I went to one of these in Tokyo:

No sexual stuff. Bizarre doesn't even cover it. It's like walking into a kid's TV show.

So you went out for a night to the local paedo club. Seems legit....

 

[I'm With Stupid]

So you went out for a night to the local paedo club. Seems legit....

What can I say, I like to experience the culture when I go to a new place.

 

[better dead than red]

What can I say, I like to experience the culture when I go to a new place.

Did you buy the dirty knickers from the dirty knickers store or from the dirty knickers vending machine?

 

[better dead than red]

My mate used to go to a place every 3 or four months. One time there was a new woman there dancing and she was gorgeous!! Not old but not young maybe 23. My mate was 20 at the time.

She gave him a lap dance but slipped her fingers into her thong and put them under his nose and in his mouth. I bet mate was quite impressed by this. Yes, my mate is a pervy guy.

Apparently, she told him her boyfriend was cheating on her with a Norwegian girl and she left and needed to make big money quickly. She also told him she liked the attention the guys gave her.

Strip clubs, high five

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Not a strip club, but I went to one of these in Tokyo:

No sexual stuff. Bizarre doesn't even cover it. It's like walking into a kid's TV show.

I went to the maid cafe as well, early this year....... I've never felt more uncomfortable, worse part was there was 40-50 yearold japanese men in there! It's the norm for them though...

 

[Leto]

I've never actually paid to see a stripper or planned a pub visit in the hope of seeing one. I have however seen a few in my time. I don't think it's actually possible to grow up in the early 80s pub culture and not see one. For the most part they were all old boilers, but a couple of them were very pretty.
Not sure I'd pay for a lapdance either. The no touch rule just seems like the ultimate form of dick teasing.
The OP however is a massive fanny, and if Girls Aloud grabbed hold of him in a pub and told him they all wanted to suck his dick, he'd probably report them to the police for sexual harassment.

Nah he'd review one of their shit albums and post about it here.

 

[urban genie]

I rember in the 90's while online some strange pop-up, virtual stripper, with some model dancung in the corner, did anyone actually use that thing? why would you want it, seemed a strange thing to try and sell.
also strange that a thread on strippers has only had one picture, that of Borat in a mankini, standards are slipping.
Also none of the forum ladies have regaled us with any tales seeing as every place I have worked the last 15 years their has been a ladies night, makes it look like the place is full of old pervs( well more than usual).

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I have been to a few Lap dancing places and never been overly impressed. However there was one exception in Blackpool of all places!

 

[jimharri]

My mate used to go to a place every 3 or four months. One time there was a new woman there dancing and she was gorgeous!! Not old but not young maybe 23. My mate was 20 at the time.

She gave him a lap dance but slipped her fingers into her thong and put them under his nose and in his mouth. I bet mate was quite impressed by this. Yes, my mate is a pervy guy.

Apparently, she told him her boyfriend was cheating on her with a Norwegian girl and she left and needed to make big money quickly. She also told him she liked the attention the guys gave her.

Strip clubs, high five

Your "mate", eh? Riiiight.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Your "mate", eh? Riiiight.

I concur.

Too many claiming their mates have done this n that I think without admitting it was themselves perving.

Some of you must be boring cunts sat on the sofa with your other half drinking a bottle of wine watching Corrie or a D fuckin VD every night ; )

 

[Pleatfooted]

I guess heterosexual men get a buzz out of it.

Hahaha good one

 

[stonerblue]

I've never actually paid to see a stripper or planned a pub visit in the hope of seeing one. I have however seen a few in my time. I don't think it's actually possible to grow up in the early 80s pub culture and not see one. For the most part they were all old boilers, but a couple of them were very pretty.
Not sure I'd pay for a lapdance either. The no touch rule just seems like the ultimate form of dick teasing.
The OP however is a massive fanny, and if Girls Aloud grabbed hold of him in a pub and told him they all wanted to suck his dick, he'd probably report them to the police for sexual harassment.

Sunday afternnons in my local after playing footy we'd have sausage muffins and strippers. Most were ok but one regular was reaaly fit. She had me lying on the snug floor, covered in cream while she writhed on me with a massive snake around her neck. Happy fucking days indeed.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Sunday afternnons in my local after playing footy we'd have sausage muffins and strippers. Most were ok but one regular was reaaly fit. She had me lying on the snug floor, covered in cream while she writhed on me with a massive snake around her neck. Happy fucking days indeed.

Did the sausage muffins come with brown sauce?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Totally agree. I have a mate who loves lap dancing clubs and has insisted on us going a few times. I just find it incredibly frustrating watching them up close and not being able to bang them. Pointless as you say.

You need to up your game, who sad you can't bang them?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sunday afternnons in my local after playing footy we'd have sausage muffins and strippers. Most were ok but one regular was reaaly fit. She had me lying on the snug floor, covered in cream while she writhed on me with a massive snake around her neck. Happy fucking days indeed.

If you had been given sausage barms it would sound like a good afternoon in the pub

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

strip clubs and hooters are all dives, but some may need them in their lives...... like Phil Mc Nulty off the BBC, he sure is one ugly fecker. I d say his armpit is better looking!

 

[malg]

Killed if for me when some stripper in Las Vegas I had fallen in love with told me she was going to buy a washing machine with what I had spent on her.

Refurbished White Knight washing machine, or brand new Miele?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I ve been to a few both sides of the pond, I simply don t dig them. I was dragged in by 3rd partys but went inside kicking and screaming, they generally stink and I found the women always pestered me. American strippers were better but i never liked being in the place.

..... oh ,sorry I mean- a mate said....

 

[lazerblue]

get yourself down to the end of season gentlemens morning, in the name of research, if you want to know about strippers

 

[Lancet Fluke]

You need to up your game, who sad you can't bang them?

My wife!