Strippers ...

I remember going on morning drives and the pot went round to pay the girls “ extra “ to allow audience participation and there was never a shortage of willing volunteers’.
 
I remember some ropey piece stick her tit in my mates beer and give it a good swill around. I'd have gone fucking ballistic if she'd stuck her sweaty tit in my beer.
 
Remember a couple of strippers at W/shawe town fc back in the day. Both rough as fuck, one had a tattoo above her growler.

Apologies for bold txt.
 
stony said:
I remember some ropey piece stick her tit in my mates beer and give it a good swill around. I'd have gone fucking ballistic if she'd stuck her sweaty tit in my beer.
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I saw one squat down and pick up a blokes bottle of beer with her snapper.
He lost it and demanded a fresh one.
I also saw two of them kicking the shit out of each other at the pool table. Pool cues upside the head and everything.
 
Bigwigs in Denton used to have a couple of strippers on and a comedian over 20 years ago every Sunday. I used to go with about 6-8 mates. One of my mates Chris was(still is) one of the funniest cheekiest guys I've ever met, we'd always sit him at the front, and he'd have the girls sat on his knee as they thought he was small and quite cute, but they didn't know he was as perverted as a dirty old man.

One time an old time comedian Mike Lancaster did a stint and Chris kept heckling him with "get off, you boring old ****, you're not funny". After 5 or so minutes of Chris heckling him mike snapped " look sonny, if you think you can do better, come up here and grab the mike". Quick as a flash Chris got on the stage saying "sit down in my seat you boring old fart, and don't sup my pint".

He had the audience in stitches with a combination of jokes and anecdotes for about 10 minutes.

After a raucous ovation Chris went back to his seat with Mike saying "well done son you smashed it, ive learned some new gags today".
 
Adidas Sharston said:
Remember a couple of strippers at W/shawe town fc back in the day. Both rough as fuck, one had a tattoo above her growler.

Apologies for bold txt.
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I went there for a night when they had a couple of women in. They ended up putting baby oil on some mouthy bastard's crotch and setting it alight. The whole night was pretty grim tbh.
 
Not a strip club, but I went to one of these in Tokyo:

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No sexual stuff. Bizarre doesn't even cover it. It's like walking into a kid's TV show.
 
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