Stupid little things that bug you

[KS55]

Those plastic nets that hold vegetables like onions, lemons etc.

 

[MellowJoe]

Those plastic nets that hold vegetables like onions, lemons etc.

I wouldn't want to play animal vegetable or mineral with you

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Britains got Talent, starting to really dislike the serious side of it...the idiots I can put up with but now anything that vaguely relates to children and dogs is going through. Empty a childrens ward onto the stage and its ' Golder Buzzer Time ' . Some woman with a Sheepdog that's clearly got more IQ than the owner and probably a better social life is a sure fire winner. And as for Alesha ' Right on Sister' Dixon....... Too scripted and predictable. Bring back Hughie Green.

I wonder if anyone could find the original Clapometer?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I wonder if anyone could find the original Clapometer?

It's in the Science Museum.

 

[old blue]

People who use the speaker phone function in a public place, and hold their phone at 90° to their gobs. In effect, they're having a conversation that everyone nearby can hear. We're not interested in your banal conversation, thank you very much.

Have you tried whistling, it works for me.

 

[old blue]

I wonder if anyone could find the original Clapometer?

In a VD clinic.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Why do I get the song "Come on Siddy" in my head every time I watch secrets of the london underground?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Rice from supermarkets.
The ones where you snip the corner of the pack then stand the pack upright in the microwave. - And inevitably the pack is too tall and it catches on the top and falls over while cooking.
The answer is to cut off more of the pack but that just means the rice dries out. WTFIGO?

Asda do a tray for about £1.50 which is usually fine. Rice is one of the few things I don’t cook myself.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Fish and chip shops that sell 'fish' without specifying the species. It always makes me think they are selling cheap shit.

Pretentious fish and chip shops that sell chips with the skin on. Lazy twats, can't even be arsed to peel potatoes.

There was a case, a year or two back, where a chip shop owner was fined for selling some othwhite fish as cod.
Following a complaint by a member of the public (no idea how or why that came about), a Trading Standards Officer specifically ordered "Cod & Chips" and not simply "Fish & Chips". He had the fish analysed and subsequently took the proprietor to court.

 

[Bill Walker]

There was a case, a year or two back, where a chip shop owner was fined for selling some othwhite fish as cod.
Following a complaint by a member of the public (no idea how or why that came about), a Trading Standards Officer specifically ordered "Cod & Chips" and not simply "Fish & Chips". He had the fish analysed and subsequently took the proprietor to court.

He knew there was something fishy going on.