Stupid little things that bug you

[Koniec]

Glory hunting Cunts from out with Glasgow.scottish Scousers.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Flaky bastards pulling out of the cricket side on a Saturday morning with a bad tummy

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Twats at the front of the check out queue who whilst having a long drawn out conversation with the cashier, who clearly doesn't give a fuck, keeps looking down the line of impatient customers as though they are all in agreeance with her...
' Just fuck off, my ice cream is melting....'

 

[Blue Mist]

Twats at the front of the check out queue who whilst having a long drawn out conversation with the cashier, who clearly doesn't give a fuck, keeps looking down the line of impatient customers as though they are all in agreeance with her...
' Just fuck off, my ice cream is melting....'

The simple answer is take your knob out of it.

 

[Barcon]

The simple answer is take your knob out of it.

Or pre chill yer knob prior to going out shopping.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Adverts on the radio that are trying to be "mildly amusing"

e.g. The latest one for Green Flag breakdown service......"I've just been out for a lovely meal with my in-laws, but my car's broken down"....then a funny bit at the end.

Or that little **** and his mother telling me not to flush wet wipes down the toilet.

And Paddy fucking McGuinness

Just Paddy fucking McGuiness. The unfunny man's funny man. Bastard's been stealing a living as a comic for years!

 

[Blue Mist]

Or pre chill yer knob prior to going out shopping.

I thought that's what the freezer cabinets were for. No wonder I'm barred.

 

[Barcon]

I thought that's what the freezer cabinets were for. No wonder I'm barred.

I’m not allowed in my own kitchen. “Unhygienic”, she said.

 

[give it to gordon]

Adverts which 95% of people who use it agree. Than you see only 300 people have been asked

 

[TinFoilHat]

Engerland fans in the wum.