Stupid little things that bug you

[jimharri]

Can't wait for the season to start and we leave this shit behind.
Go - team City!

"team Citeh". Get it right, FFS.

 

[Barcon]

I live in a fairly rural area and at this time of year I see plenty of farm vehicles on the road travelling from field to field, they are working, so I am prepared to be patient when stuck in a queue.
However, the Highway Code does state that when a long queue builds up the vehicle should pull over when safe to do so.
I followed a tractor for around 6 miles up quite a steep hill, double white lines all the way up. There were probably 7 or 8 cars in front of me and even more behind. The tractor drive made no attempt to pull over despite there being several opportunities to do so, including a short parking lay-by.

I just got back from what should have been a 3hr 20 min drive only to be stuck behind some complete fucking idiot on a tractor doing about 15km in an 80 zone.
Cars backed up as far as the eye could see and this old **** wouldn't pull over.
Just got in. Four fucking hours later.

 

[KS55]

I'm convinced that my new postman has got an issue with me. Lived in this flat for 15 years and never had an issue with next day delivery before, not once. He started last month and BOOM! Four weeks ago I get a "You weren't in" message (when I was in all day and he doesn't even need me to be in, he can just put it in the letter boxes downstairs) Then again today I get another "You weren't in" message.

No problems in 15 years and then twice in just under a month smells fishy to me. Can't confront the cvnt either or else he'll probably start doing more childish shit with my mail.

To reiterate my first post, CVNTS!

I like my postie. Blonde, 25, shorts, nice legs. She doesn’t deliver anything but who cares?

 

[KS55]

"team Citeh". Get it right, FFS.

You mean “Team Liddl Citeh”
5 in a row, nailed on.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

That "Ooooooooh Gary Davies" jingle....AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You’ve been holding on to that for 40 years?

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I like my postie. Blonde, 25, shorts, nice legs. She doesn’t deliver anything but who cares?

Sounds like the one I used to have, always wearing shorts no matter what the weather and looked like a Swedish athlete/model, now I've got one who looks like a 5'4" Kobie Mainoo.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Kids in restaurants at night. Just take them to Mcd’s and let everyone else enjoy their meal with little Johnny running round tables or little Lucy crying that Amy has got her toy.

Selfish.

 

[give it to gordon]

A quite Sunday in our cul de sac only ruined by about 20 people fly those bloody noisy droning. So bloody noisy haven't stop for hours. Can't hear the TV etc

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Spineless people who lie so obviously it's untrue, pathetic.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A quite Sunday in our cul de sac only ruined by about 20 people fly those bloody noisy droning. So bloody noisy haven't stop for hours. Can't hear the TV etc

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You got any fireworks lying about ??