Stupid little things that bug you

Dickheads on jetski's. Sitting around having a quiet beer on the dock and two, cheese producing, spotty faced, rich kids show up doing tricks like we give a fuck.
There's an entire lake out there. Fuck off somewhere else you cunts.

The closest lake we fish mostly, doesn't allow them and boats are trolling speed only, which is great. The downside is all the atv's and dirt bikes in the woods around, annoying!
 
Blokes who drive cars whose exhausts make noises like they are backfiring.
It impresses noone, sounds rubbish, serves no purpose, and all it achieves is a bit of unnecessary noise pollutions and proves they have a tiny penis.
We went to Alderley Edge the other week and sat outside a coffee shop and every other car did this even the mega-expensive ones.

They need to grow up.
 
My local Lidl...

1. No hand baskets, just those bloody great wardrobes to drag around.
2. Never enough check-outs open AND no self-check-out.
3. Customers taking an age trying to get their "Pay by 'phone" app to work
3. A middle aisle full of very tempting boys' toys.
 
Newsreaders or presenters who are obviously British, not pronouncing words properly. This morning on BBC Breakfast, one of the women was interviewing a fella from OfWat, when she asked him a question about how things could be made ‘bedder’. I found myself shouting at the television saying bedder has a double t. When the fella replied he answered the question including the word better and pronounced it properly. Speak properly.
 

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