Stupid little things that bug you

Supermarket packs of bacon with a special corner marked, “Open Here,” where the plastic film lid is left unbonded to the slightly thicker plastic base- to facilitate opening of said pack.
Except it never fucking does...
The bloody corner just rips off and you have to open the pack with a knife- just like every other sodding pack that’s gone before. Yet each new pack you think,
“this could be the one”- the one pack which opens in a convenient manner as promised. Maybe the packaging manufacturers have finally stopped sticking the fucking lid down with the same glue they use to fix heatproof tiles to the bloody space shuttle."
 
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British TV characters, whether set in present day, 1960s or even hundreds of years ago who say 'sorry for your loss'. Especially when delivered in in a flat couldn't give a fuck way.
 
DazWA9 said:
Supermarket packs of bacon with a special corner marked, “Open Here,” where the plastic film lid is left unbonded to the slightly thicker plastic base- to facilitate opening of said pack.
Except it never fucking does...
The bloody corner just rips off and you have to open the pack with a knife- just like every other sodding pack that’s gone before. Yet each new pack you think, “maybe this is the one”- the one pack which opens in a convenient manner as promised. Maybe the packaging manufacturers have finally stopped sticking the fucking lid down with the same glue they use to fix heatproof tiles to the bloody space shuttle.
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“I’ll get this one, I’m going to get it, come on you little pack of salty smokey meaty fatty deliciousness...... *RIP*... fucking shyite, it’s done it again, bag’o’shit these packs, fucking daft cunty bacon!”
 
The words “just sending a gentle reminder” in an email.

Fucking “gentle”? Just say reminder!
 
train companies that put their 3 carriage sets on to depart from major stations at rush hour and then 5 car sets to turn up at 10pm.

Airlines and train companies that have part of the fleet which they still haven't painted in their new liveries.

Ambulances that sneak up behind you and then turn their siren on.
 
mscenterh750 said:
My wife sat next to me after coming in tonight. I was watching the game and she said “which team is which?”

Divorce time I think.
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I thought it was just me..!

Just about to kick off and the tannoy is blasting out 'Everywhere and somewhere baby, that's where it's at... Hi Oh.. then the lyrics cut out and the Wednesday fans all sing "SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY" ..

The wife says, "you not joining in with the singing then ?"

"But they're the fans of the team we're playing" I say..

"But all the ones singing are wearing blue in the stand..!!"


I need to get my 2 bedroom flat sorted out pronto..!
 
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