Stupid little things that bug you

When people talk in snippets leaving out the most important bits of information thinking everyone knows what they know
 
Edited for TV movies.

Tried watching Lord of the rings on ch5 this afternoon, it was absurd. Edits included: Aragon torching a wringwraith at the watchtower. Cut. Main troll killing his own after being dug up. Cut. Arwen drawing an arrow to Aragons neck when searching for weed. Cut. Ludicrous. Gave up at that point.
 
Pavements that have slightly dislodged, so when you walk on them they tip up and splash your trousers with filthy water.

It’s happened to me twice recently.
 
Low budget TV shows that have a 'theme tune' intro, done on some crappy keyboard, no actual musical instruments, nonsensical melody and terrible sound quality.
Is there any need for these useless bits of irritant ? Do they serve any purpose, are they of any benefit to anyone ?

Heres an example.

 
Its the middle of winter, had a couple of storms yet theres still lads walking around wearing shorts. Does this only happen in warrington?
No. Happens all over the North.

I walk around in t-shirt, shorts and flip flops in any weather if I’m just popping out.
 
People who say they have just been shopping in the village for example Gatley. It is not an effin village you poor excuse for a snob , it’s a conurbation of Manchester.
Manchester is the conurbation. Places like Gatley are villages within the conurbation.
 

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