Stupid little things that bug you

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I bought a lightweight jacket in China and it had 5 or 6 Xs before the L.

Wouldn't a cotton one be more comfortable?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Checked the website and they don't offer a wide size. I look like a clown with a pair of kayaks on my feet

Canoe try another website next time?

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

My weekly update on things that bug me.

Going into Asda superstore for a fresh pizza for daughters tea!
Lady at the counter : there is a 25min wait.
Me : that’s no problem, i’ll potter about.
Lady at counter : what are you after?.
Me : Chicken and Sweetcorn.
Lady at counter : we don’t have any sweetcorn.
My brain : You work in a fucking food superstore with thousands of tins of sweetcorn on isle 11 you c*nt.

Mobile phone chargers, they decide when they want to charge your phone. Plug in one day and it charges fine, the next day nothing? You end up twisting and making the U and Z shapes with the wire hoping the fucking thing starts charging

My brother has ordered me the new England shirt from DH Gate. Not bad for £18.00.
Motherfucker has only bought me the red away one. FUCKING RED!!!!!!
I no longer have a brother……




…..nor do i own an England shirt either

 

[Bill Walker]

Doctors receptionists, think they're little gods, but they're jumped up little fucking nobodies.

 

[salford blue 62]

My weekly update on things that bug me.

Going into Asda superstore for a fresh pizza for daughters tea!
Lady at the counter : there is a 25min wait.
Me : that’s no problem, i’ll potter about.
Lady at counter : what are you after?.
Me : Chicken and Sweetcorn.
Lady at counter : we don’t have any sweetcorn.
My brain : You work in a fucking food superstore with thousands of tins of sweetcorn on isle 11 you c*nt.

My friend has Skyfibre but is unable to watch porn (too embarrassed to call up and take the block off)
So has to switch his wi-fi off on his mobile - his mobile signal isn’t the best and the bloody thing always buffers/stops at the good bits.
I feel sorry for him, what should take 5mins takes 10mins.

Mobile phone chargers, they decide when they want to charge your phone. Plug in one day and it charges fine, the next day nothing? You end up twisting and making the U and Z shapes with the wire hoping the fucking thing starts charging

My brother has ordered me the new England shirt from DH Gate. Not bad for £18.00.
Motherfucker has only bought me the red away one. FUCKING RED!!!!!!
I no longer have a brother……




…..nor do i own an England shirt either

Wow

 

[Stephen230]

“This password isn’t strong enough. Try again”

I can understand it for a bank or similar but when I’m ordering some fucking pies from Greenhalghs, I’m happy to take my chances.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Why is it that whenever the BBC do a report on the cost of living, their go to default interviewee is a some random single mother with 2 kids?

 

[super_city_si]

slow walkers. Just went shopping and it was like an episode of the walking dead. Did my head in

 

[Dirty Harry]

Doctors receptionists, think they're little gods, but they're jumped up little fucking nobodies.

Them and Post Office counter staff are as bad as each other.

Bugs me when I carry a load of shopping to the car, I can almost guarantee when I put them all in one hand to find my car keys, they’ll be in the pocket on the opposite side where I can’t reach them so have to put it all down.

 

[Donmcfc]

Accidentally getting cat food juice on my hands. I start flapping my hands up and down and repeatedly saying "eww eww" until I've managed to get to the tap.

Why don't you just lick your fingers?

 

[Barcon]

Why don't you just lick your fingers?

Finger licking is a gateway drug. You'll be licking your ringpiece before you know it.

 

[idahoblues]

Finger licking is a gateway drug. You'll be licking your ringpiece before you know it.

He can start on mine

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That the girls in the film Taken were going round Europe following U2 on their European tour.

U2?

That was less believable than how easy it was for Liam Neeson to kill the 87 people, or however many it was he killed, half of which with a 1-2 combo.

 

[Barcon]

He can start on mine

I had an uncle that used to eat dog food. It ended up killing him.
He was run over by a bus while he was lying on the side of the road licking his arse.

 

[Barcon]

That the girls in the film Taken were going round Europe following U2 on their European tour.

U2? That was less believable than how easy it was for Liam Neeson to kill the 87 people, or however many it was he killed, half of which with a 1-2 combo.

I had a mate that had to drive his two girls all over southern Ontario and the northern states watching Hanson.
I still maintain that he loved it.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I had a mate that had to drive his two girls all over southern Ontario and the northern states watching Hanson.
I still maintain that he loved it.

Now, Hanson is more believable than two girls going round watching U2.

 

[SWPISHOME]

slow walkers. Just went shopping and it was like an episode of the walking dead. Did my head in

Does my fucking head in! That along with people walking together slowly side by side taking up the whole footpath and can't get passed. Fucking cunts.

 

[Barcon]

Does my fucking head in! That along with people walking together slowly side by side taking up the water footpath and can't get passed. Fucking cunts.

Don't go to Venice. I spent the first two days planning a mass murder.

 

[knuckles]

Toyota Prius cars, not all of them just the ones that are used as taxis, got to be the worst drivers on the road. Grrrrrrr. Next time you get stuck behind a slow taxi chances are it'll be a Prius.

Got stuck behind 2 Prius taxis this morning grrrrrrrr, then on the way home got stuck behind an IONIQ taxi, he was an even worse fckin driver than the 2 this morning- grrrrrrrrr gits

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

slow walkers. Just went shopping and it was like an episode of the walking dead. Did my head in

Some of them also seem to have mirrors as when you try to get past them they move in the same direction as you to prevent this.