Stupid little things that bug you

Blokes bogs….
4 cubicles - 1,2,3 & 4
Your having a shit in cubicle 1 and reading your phone relaxing, the rest of the cubicles are free.
A person come’s in and starts having a shit in cubicle 2 and you can see his shoes/pants fold down underneath!
It’s only a thin piece of wood and you can hear everything.
MOTHERFUCKER…….i want to kick his door through, drag the pervert out and throw him into cubicle 4.
It’s an unwritten rule you go to the furthest shitter away from an occupied bog! Urinals also come under the same rules
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
Blokes bogs….
4 cubicles - 1,2,3 & 4
Your having a shit in cubicle 1 and reading your phone relaxing, the rest of the cubicles are free.
A person come’s in and starts having a shit in cubicle 2 and you can see his shoes/pants fold down underneath!
It’s only a thin piece of wood and you can hear everything.
MOTHERFUCKER…….i want to kick his door through, drag the pervert out and throw him into cubicle 4.
It’s an unwritten rule you go to the furthest shitter away from an occupied bog! Urinals also come under the same rules
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Happening as I type. 4 traps available. I’m in 3. Some fucking deviant has just gone into 2.

Why the fuck would you do that?
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
Blokes bogs….
4 cubicles - 1,2,3 & 4
Your having a shit in cubicle 1 and reading your phone relaxing, the rest of the cubicles are free.
A person come’s in and starts having a shit in cubicle 2 and you can see his shoes/pants fold down underneath!
It’s only a thin piece of wood and you can hear everything.
MOTHERFUCKER…….i want to kick his door through, drag the pervert out and throw him into cubicle 4.
It’s an unwritten rule you go to the furthest shitter away from an occupied bog! Urinals also come under the same rules
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Similar to people who park next to you in car parks when there's loads of spaces available. Makes my teeth twitch.
 
dronefromsector7G said:
Why didn’t you go into 1 or 4?
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I wondered if someone would ask this. I discussed it with my lad only last week - he works at the same place.

I've mentioned to various people over a long period of time, the dilemma that one faces when choosing a cubicle. Common perception is 1 or 4. I can see the sense, you can't possibly have someone on each side of you should the worst happen and there's a rush.

Now, in a similar way to Pep's issue with the attendance last night but with a different desire for hit rate - it's all about bums on seats. I think that less people are likely to go 2 or 3 so plump for 3 as long as it's clean, which it invariably is - therefore supporting my theory.

There's still a trap unoccupied two doors away so if another shitter comes in, they can still obey the unwritten rule.

What was possibly even more peculiar about the weirdo this morning, was that he had his shit, then stood up and pissed on it.
 
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