Stupid little things that bug you

[Stoned Rose]

People who never have their means of payment ready when they are packing their shopping away at the tills in supermarkets, then piss about looking for cards or cash to pay.

Every female ever.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who begin an answer with "as I say" even though they haven't previously commented on the question.

But those who begin an answer with "Yeah I mean" are even worse.

Cunts.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Getting rope, cables, hoses or cords caught around something when you dont need it to and knowing full well that if you ever wanted too and tried to get it caught you'd never do it.

 

[doots]

Coat hangers.
Nuisance bastards.

 

[Magicpole]

Pure sexual frustration in this post.

Rub one out you daft fuck.

Its what i do with the Malteesers that makes me angry there isnt more.

 

[ysmsa]

I have a love of Malteesers. I dont care what anybody thinks about that, its how I roll, but here's the thing. If you buy a box and open it up, its never filled. Its about 20 short of a full box and it fucking infuriates me. I'm angry now just thinking about it. Come on Malteeser makers, fill the fucking box you tight cunts. Add a few pence to the price if you must, but fill the box.

Buy 2 boxes!

 

[ysmsa]

Coat hangers.
Nuisance bastards.

I hate the sound of these when out shopping, clanging together it drives me mad.

I think it's down to waiting ages for Mum, Sisters, Girlfriends, Wife clothes shopping and taking forever.

 

[Winchester]

People who start sentences with
So

 

[Maccblue]

Bloke at work constantly says errr you know
Meeting today. He ran it on line we counted 17 in 1 min
Potentially said it 1000 times in just over an hour

 

[Winchester]

Bloke at work constantly says errr you know
Meeting today. He ran it on line we counted 17 in 1 min
Potentially said it 1000 times in just over an hour

A record?

 

[Cellarite]

Post that state an opinion followed by the word;

Discuss.

 

[Magicpole]

Buy 2 boxes!

Twice the fury? Are you actually mental?

 

[ysmsa]

Twice the fury? Are you actually mental?

Tip em into 1, then you have spares

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Blokes bogs….
4 cubicles - 1,2,3 & 4
Your having a shit in cubicle 1 and reading your phone relaxing, the rest of the cubicles are free.
A person come’s in and starts having a shit in cubicle 2 and you can see his shoes/pants fold down underneath!
It’s only a thin piece of wood and you can hear everything.
MOTHERFUCKER…….i want to kick his door through, drag the pervert out and throw him into cubicle 4.
It’s an unwritten rule you go to the furthest shitter away from an occupied bog! Urinals also come under the same rules

 

[Cellarite]

Blokes bogs….
4 cubicles - 1,2,3 & 4
Your having a shit in cubicle 1 and reading your phone relaxing, the rest of the cubicles are free.
A person come’s in and starts having a shit in cubicle 2 and you can see his shoes/pants fold down underneath!
It’s only a thin piece of wood and you can hear everything.
MOTHERFUCKER…….i want to kick his door through, drag the pervert out and throw him into cubicle 4.
It’s an unwritten rule you go to the furthest shitter away from an occupied bog! Urinals also come under the same rules

Happening as I type. 4 traps available. I’m in 3. Some fucking deviant has just gone into 2.

Why the fuck would you do that?

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Happening as I type. 4 traps available. I’m in 3. Some fucking deviant has just gone into 2.

Why the fuck would you do that?

You’re occupying 3 out of 4 cubicles? Exactly how wide are you?

 

[Kiss this guy]

My teenage daughters insistence on using 3 towels for a shower.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Happening as I type. 4 traps available. I’m in 3. Some fucking deviant has just gone into 2.

Why the fuck would you do that?

Why didn’t you go into 1 or 4?

 

[Kiss this guy]

Blokes bogs….
4 cubicles - 1,2,3 & 4
Your having a shit in cubicle 1 and reading your phone relaxing, the rest of the cubicles are free.
A person come’s in and starts having a shit in cubicle 2 and you can see his shoes/pants fold down underneath!
It’s only a thin piece of wood and you can hear everything.
MOTHERFUCKER…….i want to kick his door through, drag the pervert out and throw him into cubicle 4.
It’s an unwritten rule you go to the furthest shitter away from an occupied bog! Urinals also come under the same rules

Similar to people who park next to you in car parks when there's loads of spaces available. Makes my teeth twitch.

 

[Cellarite]

Why didn’t you go into 1 or 4?

I wondered if someone would ask this. I discussed it with my lad only last week - he works at the same place.

I've mentioned to various people over a long period of time, the dilemma that one faces when choosing a cubicle. Common perception is 1 or 4. I can see the sense, you can't possibly have someone on each side of you should the worst happen and there's a rush.

Now, in a similar way to Pep's issue with the attendance last night but with a different desire for hit rate - it's all about bums on seats. I think that less people are likely to go 2 or 3 so plump for 3 as long as it's clean, which it invariably is - therefore supporting my theory.

There's still a trap unoccupied two doors away so if another shitter comes in, they can still obey the unwritten rule.

What was possibly even more peculiar about the weirdo this morning, was that he had his shit, then stood up and pissed on it.