Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

The mole in my back garden

 

[Blue Mist]

The mole in my back garden

Is it passing on your secrets to the neighbours ?

 

[Big Swifty]

Is it passing on your secrets to the neighbours ?

I actually laughed at this clever riposte (unlike most "jokes" on the joke thread))

 

[Barcon]

The boy racer that moved in down the rd. with his piece of shit car that sounds like a wasps nest and his fast and furious lookalike friends with their toy cars.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The boy racer that moved in down the rd. with his piece of shit car that sounds like a wasps nest and his fast and furious lookalike friends with their toy cars.

My cnut of a neighbour of 11 years, has moved out in the last 3 weeks, and taken the second of the 2 Mustangs he's owned, with him.

Funny how, when his wife drove it, there was about half the level of decibels at 07:30.

Good riddance, 2@

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Some twats are having a full on firework display in Poynton.
Why for fucks sake?

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

The way my sister makes Juice (cordial)

Has the bottle of vinto in the fridge, runs the cold tap for 5 seconds then serves.
= 5% of the drink is cold.

The stupid woman, the amount if times i’ve told her the correct way…

Keep the Vimto in the cupboard and have a bottle of water in the fridge
= 95% of the drink is cold

 

[abu13]

The way my sister makes Juice (cordial)

Has the bottle of vinto in the fridge, runs the cold tap for 5 seconds then serves.
= 5% of the drink is cold.

The stupid woman, the amount if times i’ve told her the correct way…

Keep the Vimto in the cupboard and have a bottle of water in the fridge
= 95% of the drink is cold

Or you could make up a full bottle of Vimto and keep it in the fridge - 100% cold :)

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Or you could make up a full bottle of Vimto and keep it in the fridge - 100% cold :)

Very true, but then typically with a nice big bottle of cold Vimto in the fridge, the kids would want Orange & Mango!

 

[Banshee]

Or you could make up a full bottle of Vimto and keep it in the fridge - 100% cold :)

Vimto in a plastic cup, add a stick, freeze...Vimto lolly...colder still :)