Stupid little things that bug you

The need to have to wipe your arse in this modern area.
You would think with all the technology we have today that we still would'nt be having to do what cavemen did bygones ago.


only came to me this morning how primeval we are
 
You’ve done your big shop, full bags of shopping hanging around your hands and wrists!
Your leaving the store, your balancing and you feel the bags stretching ready to break.
I’m right handed and have slightly less bags on my right arm so i can just about adjust to reach in my pocket for my car keys to open the boot.
50/50 chance the keys being in my right hand jeans pocket which would be perfect!
But no, i’m doing a juggling act and the little fuckers are burried 20ft deep beneath my wallet in my left hand jeans pocket!
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Why the shitting hell are they always in that pocket when my arms are about to fall off.
God, just this one time ever, i wanted them to be in my right hand pocket.
All bags had to be placed on the car park floor and obviously some topple over and bits fall out BASTARD BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!
How the fuck have you got to your age without having a set system for the items you need in your pockets?
 
The need to have to wipe your arse in this modern area.
You would think with all the technology we have today that we still would'nt be having to do what cavemen did bygones ago.


only came to me this morning how primeval we are
Cavemen didn't wipe their arse and neither would I if I didn't get funny looks at the butchers.
 
How the fuck have you got to your age without having a set system for the items you need in your pockets?
A set system for items in my pockets?
I’m not going through an airport check-in, i’m going to Asda - once i’ve made sure i’ve parked within the lines and i’ve got my bags-for-life my mind wonders.
I would honestly lose my bollocks if they weren’t in a sack!
 

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