Stupid little things that bug you

[Cellarite]

A set system for items in my pockets?
I’m not going through an airport check-in, i’m going to Asda - once i’ve made sure i’ve parked within the lines and i’ve got my bags-for-life my mind wonders.
I would honestly lose my bollocks if they weren’t in a sack!

Yes! Coins and mobile phones in left trousers pocket, keys in the right, wallet in back pocket. I never have a moment of doubt where things are.

 

[laserblue]

Passing this on the bus a few times a week and not knowing what it is:

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It’s outside Wythenshawe Hospital, by the bus terminus.

Is it an ancient standing stone or something?

It's obviously a meteorite that ran out of steam just at the point when it reached the earth. Probably been there for thousands of years.

 

[Berts Neck]

Passing this on the bus a few times a week and not knowing what it is:

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It’s outside Wythenshawe Hospital, by the bus terminus.

Is it an ancient standing stone or something?

No..it was a kidney stone I passed..just got through the one eyed trouser snake.

Hope no-one has had renal colic..fuck me that pain is bad.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My mates daughter works there. Stay tuned.

*there’d better be pics*

 

[DrBlueBob]

No..it was a kidney stone I passed..just got through the one eyed trouser snake.

Hope no-one has had renal colic..fuck me that pain is bad.

I concur. I had a kidney stone a couple of decades ago and the pain was almost unbearable. I ended up passing it and the little fucker was no bigger than a peppercorn. I have heard of women saying that it is worse pain than childbirth.

 

[old blue]

It's obviously a meteorite that ran out of steam just at the point when it reached the earth. Probably been there for thousands of years.

The inscription reads: "You may be at the wheel but this is the Gaffer's space"

 

[BrianW]

Stupid, lazy twats who park across a dropped kerb (put in to help people with wheelchairs, electric buggies and prams, etc.) because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. To make it even worse, many of the offenders have Blue Badges and should know better.

Also, in the same place, stupid lazy twats who literally park on the fucking corner because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. Bone-idle bastards.

Also stupid lazy twats who park across my drive because they apparently think the missus and I don't go anywhere. In the worst case, some utter twat parked at 7 pm on a Saturday and left it there all night. He was very lucky because I had run out of paint stripper. (Usually, I have a good stock.)

 

[Bluesince1979]

People not saying thank you when you let them through when driving
A big exaggerated THANK YOU from me just makes them look at me

 

[blue b4 the moon]

People not saying thank you when you let them through when driving
A big exaggerated THANK YOU from me just makes them look at me

Not just me then?

It's all in the timing to get maximum impact after giving them the death stare first and making eye contact.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Stupid, lazy twats who park across a dropped kerb (put in to help people with wheelchairs, electric buggies and prams, etc.) because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. To make it even worse, many of the offenders have Blue Badges and should know better.

Also, in the same place, stupid lazy twats who literally park on the fucking corner because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. Bone-idle bastards.

Also stupid lazy twats who park across my drive because they apparently think the missus and I don't go anywhere. In the worst case, some utter twat parked at 7 pm on a Saturday and left it there all night. He was very lucky because I had run out of paint stripper. (Usually, I have a good stock.)

Brake fluid apparently works just fine.