Stupid little things that bug you

[melrose40yarder]

Electric scooter boys and girls on pavements.Been dodging them for weeks,Yesterday i saw one come off as he tried bump up a kerb at full pelt he went about 10 feet up in the air scooter ended up in bits.A lady walking past said to me how sad never mind and we both burst out laughing.We did make sure he was ok whilst suppressing our laughing.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Electric scooter boys and girls on pavements.Been dodging them for weeks,Yesterday i saw one come off as he tried bump up a kerb at full pelt he went about 10 feet up in the air scooter ended up in bits.A lady walking past said to me how sad never mind and we both burst out laughing.We did make sure he was ok whilst suppressing our laughing.

Stand still, or just keep your line. They’re the ones who’ll fall off at speed and hurt themselves, not you. More fool them if they hit me!

 

[Blue Mist]

Stand still, or just keep your line. They’re the ones who’ll fall off at speed and hurt themselves, not you. More fool them if they hit me!

They are a bit like the cyclists on the canal tow path. If I see them my elbows are spread wide and if they ever come too close it will he shoulder down and knock them into the gutter.

Bear in mind that like cyclists these shits don't have insurance so if they send you to a&e you have little come back.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People wearing a suit who wear pin badges, not, in the lapel button hole.

Yes


No

 

[give it to gordon]

the speed my missus walks at ! its so sloooooow, she blames me for walking to fast and all the years of walking been mowers when cutting sport pitches lol

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Prolactin.

When i’ve not seen the missus for a few days. I get horney as fcuk.
Thinking i’m going to smash her snatch to bits all night but boom - i’m gone in 60 seconds and then just want to roll over and go to sleep

fuck you prolactin

“Prolactin is a hormone released at orgasm. In men prolactin server to shut down sexuality. It helps end his erection, makes him feel satisfied, and it makes further arousal and orgasm difficult to impossible for a while. This “down time” is called the refractory period”

 

[Blootoof]

People wearing a suit who wear pin badges, not, in the lapel button hole.

Yes
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No
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Nice badges

I can't think of anything that bothers me as a whole. Something that did do though recently in a weird way. Those flies with the long legs. Chased it for half an hour, cupped in me hand, out the window. Thing is, I felt a bite. Went on Google and these c@nts bite you. Felt it

 

[Kiss this guy]

People who aren't polite to supermarket checkout staff.

 

[Blue Mist]

People who aren't polite to supermarket checkout staff.

You should have stopped after typing polite but yes you are right. A lovely lady behind the customer service desk at Sainsburys told me she was filling in as a member of staff had been reduced to tears by someone and they'd taken her for a brew. What a brave person he must have been. Wanker. (Him not you :-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You should have stopped after typing polite but yes you are right. A lovely lady behind the customer service desk at Sainsburys told me she was filling in as a member of staff had been reduced to tears by someone and they'd taken her for a brew. What a brave person he must have been. Wanker. (Him not you :-)

She gave me the wrong lottery ticket ffs