Stupid little things that bug you

[Bluesince1979]

Not just me then?

It's all in the timing to get maximum impact after giving them the death stare first and making eye contact.

Window open sometimes and actually shout THANK YOU!!!
if there window is open too its a bonus point

 

[The Earl of Abington]

1. People,especially on radio or TV, saying thigs like "send your suggestions to Rob or I." They get this wrong about half the time, even on the BBC. I shout out "ME" every time I hear it and my son says it doesn't matter. Well, it matters to me, or I as those twats would say.
2. People being questioned who start their answers with "yeah, no." Well, which one is it?...I've noticed Jack Grealish is guilty of this. Years ago when I used to listen to Talksport, there was some twat journo who was on all the time, and prefaced every comment with "yeah, no, absolutely". Drove me up the fuckin wall.

 

[Newman Noggs]

"Superglue" or, rather, my gullibility in trying it again and again even though I know from years of experience, that it never, ever glues the thing I'm trying to stick together but, inevitably sticks my fingers together and leaves my fingers covered in a white coating that is impossible to remove.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

"Superglue" or, rather, my gullibility in trying it again and again even though I know from years of experience, that it never, ever glues the thing I'm trying to stick together but, inevitably sticks my fingers together and leaves my fingers covered in a white coating that is impossible to remove.

Superglue was created for our skin. It’s designed to stick wounds back together after a cut/stabbing/gunshot in battle.

It’s not for wood/paper/plastic.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Superglue was created for our skin. It’s designed to stick wounds back together after a cut/stabbing/gunshot in battle.

It’s not for wood/paper/plastic.

Now you tell me

 

[Blue Mist]

Superglue was created for our skin. It’s designed to stick wounds back together after a cut/stabbing/gunshot in battle.

It’s not for wood/paper/plastic.

Was it designed to stick protesters to the M25 ?


Just askin'

 

[Pell]

Anyone who starts a sentence saying "look" or "listen".

Look, I'm trying to get out of that habit.

 

[MellowJoe]

Those people (generally old fuckers)

 

[malg]

Anyone under the age of 40.

Cunts

 

[Bill Walker]

Anyone under the age of 40.

Cunts

Haha, thats a good one Malg. Only old farts like me (and presumably you) would even have a glimmer of understanding it.