Stupid little things that bug you

[ysmsa]

Checkout staff who give you your change notes first and then all the coins on top.

Fuckin ell what size notes do you buy with? Flash git!

 

[Blue and still suffering]

Drivers who don't use bus lanes between 10am and 4pm

Drivers who enter yellow boxes when the exit is blocked which then blocks other drivers.

 

[ysmsa]

Cinema film start times.
Tell me what time the actual film starts you bell-ends not what time all your advertisements start!
I have a young girl who’s bored shitless for 20-25 minutes waiting for the actual film we wanted to watch to start!
So i’ve paid you money to watch adverts that you have been paid to show!!!
Bunch of bawbags!
Image City saying they start at 3pm but they play a load of adverts on the screen until they kick off at 3.25pm
So fucking annoying

Tbh half our fans rack up after ko no matter what time it starts, and they're not finishing off the popcorn that's for sure.

 

[ysmsa]

Drivers who don't use bus lanes between 10am and 4pm

Especially those driving the big bus type vehicles

 

[ysmsa]

People who leave things up,Hallow'en decorations,Christmas decorations, red noses on cars etc. I saw a remembrance window display in a shop today and 2 cars with big Poppy's attached to the car grill.

I was only saying to the Wife today,

When did Halloween turn into a month long event, it used to be a couple of hours in the evening.

And Christmas, decorations going up in November, ffs.
People putting them up on December 1 was bad enough but now it's November.

It's like, ooh the weather is miserable let's put the decs up or, ooh Covid, let's put the Dec's up. Ffs

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Earlier today, I was patiently queueing for the checkout in the Co-Op. A new till opened up and I pointed this out to the lady in front of me, however, before she got there some bloke (a dead ringer for Onslow), just charged from the back of the queue to the counter. At my turn, I said to the check-out lady, she should have pointed out that other people were waiting before him. Saying she was indifferent would be an overstatement.

 

[bluechippie]

That fucker Jay Blades on the Repair Shop programme, I call him Blister as he pops up after all the works been done! ****.

 

[hertsblue]

TV people who ask silly questions like:
'How upset are you by your wife being burnt to death in the fire?' (Slight exaggeration but you know the style.)
'How pleased are you at winning your first Wimbledon title?'
I always want someone to answer: '73.2%'

TV show Money for nothing always asks that. Sometimes its £20 and “ what will you do with the money” question every time. Wish someone would say sarcastically i’ll pay off the mortgage, buy a car, go on holiday and save the rest or “ buy weed”

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Ex pop stars celebrating 30/40/50 year careers in music having not performed nor released anything new for at least 20/30/40 years.

 

[MellowJoe]

The dog's breath.. Christ almighty! I love her and that, but she needs to brush her teeth. I've heard that rotting human flesh is one of the worst smells to smell. There is probably some truth to that, but Kumar's breath.. wow! It's got to be up there