Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

No good to me that mate. What's her mum like though? Hopefully she's got a pair of tits. And doesn't poke her tongue out

I've seen more meat on Deryck Guyler's washboard

 

[Blue Mist]

Rinds me of the old YouTube joke

My neighbour likes this song do much they have smashed my window with a brick to hear it better.

Though I confess to being a loud music, window down ****.

I had to double check who posted this.

Alf !!!! You do realise that not everyone likes the Nolans

 

[Blue Mist]

How is the cap stopping the sun hitting the back of her neck?

And why is she trying to lick her own breasts ?


When I could do it for her

 

[bluealf]

Two fried eggs with the yolks broke.

Still would

 

[bluealf]

I had to double check who posted this.

Alf !!!! You do realise that not everyone likes the Nolans

Well, I gotta pull myself together and stop Attracting Attention to Me and Don't make waves, you've made it all come Crashing Down and I'm in the mood for dancing to Sexy music and Who's gonna rock you as you Touch me in the morning, Even if takes me all night, so Don't love me too hard or we will lose our Chemistry.

Have a good Xmas Misty :)

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Christmas day episodes of Coronation street /emmerdale/brookside /hollioakes/bellenders/crossroads/take the highroad etc that end with somebody opening a door and snow starts to fall

Serves you right for watching any let alone all of them.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

People who sit at the lights with there handbrake on & the car out of gear & then when the lights change (like there not expecting it?) take ages to put the car in gear......take the handbrake off........ check the rear view mirror (why)...........& then drive ohh sod it the lights are on red again!!!!

Then they get just in the petrol station before you. You use the card and put in 50 litres and get back in ready to go. But the person is edging up slowly to get it to an exact fiver. Slowly goes to the kiosk queue. Walks back equally slowly gets in car, puts on seat belt, fannies around putting away the receipt and slowly drives into the main store.
To your horror you end up just behind the same person on the till. Loads of stuff and a really slow packer. Eventually done and till assistant asks for the money. Morrisons are charging for their goods today. Complete surprise. More delay as the card is found for that (but not the previous petrol.) Transaction over but the shopper is still putting bags into trolley. Shopper puts card away and puts purse back into handbag.
Damn. I was trying to be non gender specific.
Until l mentioned purse and handbag, no one would have realised the person's who do this every time are not of the male gender.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Still would

Yes I love runny yolks too.
And l would forgive her for having her hat on back to front.

 

[Barcon]

Still would

I just did.

 

[bluealf]

I just did.

I guess you had your eyes shut again lol