Stupid little things that bug you

[kaz7]

Wet ceiling in the bathroom for unknown reason

Did you piss lying down ?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Wealthy people who pretend they aren't

Please just be honest

What are they supposed to act like ?

I find it worse when people / social climbers who aren't wealthy pretend they are.

There is nothing more degrading than being introduced as a millionaire when your a multi millionaire.

Why should anybody be interested in a stranger's wealth, be they a celebrity, "aristocracy", or Mr Smith from Acacia Avenue. It's THEIR money, and fuck all to do with anyone else.

 

[halfmist]

House hunting programmes where the buyers have a large budget and the presenter shows them properties at about 1/2 their budget.

 

[halfmist]

Why should anybody be interested in a stranger's wealth, be they a celebrity, "aristocracy", or Mr Smith from Acacia Avenue. It's THEIR money, and fuck all to do with anyone else.

Because with human nature, most people want to know, what someone does, where they live, what are they worth.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

House hunting programmes

You should've stopped there.

What has television become?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I don't like, but understand, people who slurp hot drinks. But I cannot abide people slurping cold drinks such as spirits or juices.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

looking in the bathroom mirror,
after waking up on my so-called best friend's couch,
and seeing that he has drawn a swasticock on my forehead in markerpen while i was asleep.

the remains of it are still there 3 days later.

 

[Bill Walker]

Because with human nature, most people want to know, what someone does, where they live, what are they worth.

A lot of commas there halfmist (are you half of @Blue Mist )

Just sayin'

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Expensive bottles of super glue when the nozzle get blocked while still nearly full!
Any ways to prevent this?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

All the contestants on The Apprentice. Everyone is so far up their own arse it's untrue. If they were half as good as they think they are they wouldn't be grovelling to Lord Sugar for money.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Expensive bottles of super glue when the nozzle get blocked while still nearly full!
Any ways to prevent this?

Buy those cardboard sheets with 10 little tubes on it, use all you need, the rest remain unopened.

 

[laserblue]

Super market trolley twats.
People who leave them to the side of the car park space instead of stacking them neatly in the trolley collection point. Single parents you and disabled people are exonerated but the rest of you are fucking lazy twatzoids. Put it in the collection point and inside the trolley of the same denomination.

This happened to us once again yesterday except the lazy fucker had managed to leave the trolley positioned over the lines in front of and by the side of our car so that it effectively blocked 4 spaces.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Super market trolley twats.
People who leave them to the side of the car park space instead of stacking them neatly in the trolley collection point. Single parents you and disabled people are exonerated but the rest of you are fucking lazy twatzoids. Put it in the collection point and inside the trolley of the same denomination.

This does my head in too. I’ve said for years that you can tell everything about a person you need to know based on how they return trolleys in a supermarket.

If you’re a lazy selfish fuckwit with a trolly you’re guaranteed to be a lazy selfish fuckwit in other elements of life.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

All the contestants on The Apprentice. Everyone is so far up their own arse it's untrue. If they were half as good as they think they are they wouldn't be grovelling to Lord Sugar for money.

Half of them are low level actors. You see some of them pop up on other tele shows from time-to-time like Wipeout and daytime quiz shows.

 

[give it to gordon]

Twats who try to grow a beard but only have bum fluff. Why bother ?

 

[ballbag]

youngsters who don’t talk into their mobiles properly!! why do they hold them by their mouths and not to their ears anymore?

Yeah this. Nobody wants to hear the other end of the conversation either. Get it off speakerphone, you weird little fucks.

And why do kids vape? I don't get it. Its like standing outside the offy for an hour on a Friday after school and asking someone to go in the shop for you and buy you some Fanta.

 

[East Level 2]

This does my head in too. I’ve said for years that you can tell everything about a person you need to know based on how they return trolleys in a supermarket.

If you’re a lazy selfish fuckwit with a trolly you’re guaranteed to be a lazy selfish fuckwit in other elements of life.

I can be a lazy, selfish fuckwit at times but I always put my trolley back.

 

[bluebc]

Friends or family who visit your home and instead of knocking on the door walk past it and appear at your window , absolutely infuriates me

 

[Blue Mist]

Friends or family who visit your home and instead of knocking on the door walk past it and appear at your window , absolutely infuriates me

Are they Bailiffs in their 9 to 5?
And........ what happens if you are on X Hamster

 

[laserblue]

Twats who try to grow a beard but only have bum fluff. Why bother ?

Sounds like somebody's miffed with his missus.