Stupid little things that bug you

[J.G.Blue.]

Then they get just in the petrol station before you. You use the card and put in 50 litres and get back in ready to go. But the person is edging up slowly to get it to an exact fiver. Slowly goes to the kiosk queue. Walks back equally slowly gets in car, puts on seat belt, fannies around putting away the receipt and slowly drives into the main store.
To your horror you end up just behind the same person on the till. Loads of stuff and a really slow packer. Eventually done and till assistant asks for the money. Morrisons are charging for their goods today. Complete surprise. More delay as the card is found for that (but not the previous petrol.) Transaction over but the shopper is still putting bags into trolley. Shopper puts card away and puts purse back into handbag.
Damn. I was trying to be non gender specific.
Until l mentioned purse and handbag, no one would have realised the person's who do this every time are not of the male gender.

its the suprise they have to pay for things that always puzzles me, they put all the shopping on the till, pack it all in the bags after its been scanned, chat to the person on the till about holidays, covid, the weather, there sons new car, where they get there hair done etc etc & then start looking to see where they might have put there purse like its some big shock they are going to have to pay?

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

its the suprise they have to pay for things that always puzzles me, they put all the shopping on the till, pack it all in the bags after its been scanned, chat to the person on the till about holidays, covid, the weather, there sons new car, where they get there hair done etc etc & then start looking to see where they might have put there purse like its some big shock they are going to have to pay?

So that person shops near you as well?
Even stranger is someone in between you in the queue who has waited patiently with a bored look on their face goes and does exactly the same thing.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So that person shops near you as well?
Even stranger is someone in between you in the queue who has waited patiently with a bored look on their face goes and does exactly the same thing.

Stop being so inclusive, every outlet has the same people, sadly you can't have them just where you go.

On the fuel part I'll add that they park in front of you once you've started filling at the pump but, in such a shit way that even once ready to leave you can't get by them and have to watch the same fucking repeat of the actions you've mentioned.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Stop being so inclusive, every outlet has the same people, sadly you can't have them just where you go.

On the fuel part I'll add that they park in front of vou once you've started filling at the pump but, in such a shit way that even once ready to leave you can't get by them and have to watch the same fucking repeat of the actions you've mentioned.

Thank you but do you mind if you if l decline your kind offer to let me have them just in my stores.
I didn't mention the way they park because if there's a gap l drive through, go round and get in behind a van because they are usually quicker even when they put 80 litres in.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Then they get just in the petrol station before you. You use the card and put in 50 litres and get back in ready to go. But the person is edging up slowly to get it to an exact fiver. Slowly goes to the kiosk queue. Walks back equally slowly gets in car, puts on seat belt, fannies around putting away the receipt and slowly drives into the main store.
To your horror you end up just behind the same person on the till. Loads of stuff and a really slow packer. Eventually done and till assistant asks for the money. Morrisons are charging for their goods today. Complete surprise. More delay as the card is found for that (but not the previous petrol.) Transaction over but the shopper is still putting bags into trolley. Shopper puts card away and puts purse back into handbag.
Damn. I was trying to be non gender specific.
Until l mentioned purse and handbag, no one would have realised the person's who do this every time are not of the male gender.

You forgot, having been asked to pay, they produce a thick wad of vouchers, most of which are expired, but which the cashier then has to scan one by one to see if they are usable.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

You forgot, having been asked to pay, they produce a thick wad of vouchers, most of which are expired, but which the cashier then has to scan one by one to see if they are usable.

How could l forget that? They probably spend more on magazines containing the vouchers than on the amount they save. Then there is the national cost of their time in finding and cutting out the vouchers. Then it takes hours reading about the antics of interesting celebrities like err err Katie Price.

 

[bitterblue78]

Chavs who walk around wearing tracky bottoms and there hands down the front of them

 

[jaseisblue]

The hard plastic packaging with the sealed edges. Just laughs at scissors.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Chavs who walk around wearing tracky bottoms and there hands down the front of them

That’s where they keep their knife (genuinely)

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

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