Stupid little things that bug you

Barcon said:
Ha. The wife went for a walk yesterday. Got down the end of the rd. and ran into some bloke. She nodded and smiled at him and he looked at her all weird. She said, how are ya? and he says, "I don't care".

So she keeps going. A few minutes later she's about to pass another bloke, walking with a coffee and a clipboard and she's says, "afternoon". He tells her to fuck off and don't you fucking talk to me woman.

I wish she would have taken her phone with her. By the time she got back he was nowhere to be seen.
I spent the rest of the day waiting for him to knock on the door trying to sell me some shit.
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Wow, that's blown my generalisation of all Canadians being nice.
 
Blue Mist said:
Hang on. All Canadians are nice, polite and helpful.

They only get aggressive when they meet Barcons wife.

When they see @Barcon they go full Putin.
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It's the only time I have heard of aggressive Canadians, maybe you are onto something. Knowing neither @Barcon nor his fair lady I will have to reserve judgement.
 
DrBlueBob said:
It's the only time I have heard of aggressive Canadians, maybe you are onto something. Knowing neither @Barcon nor his fair lady I will have to reserve judgement.
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No we won't, this is bluemoon.
If its a choice between a Canadian and an interloper who brings down the price of your house, I'm with the Canadian.*


*as long as he's not French.
 
DrBlueBob said:
It's the only time I have heard of aggressive Canadians, maybe you are onto something. Knowing neither @Barcon nor his fair lady I will have to reserve judgement.
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Well, if I would have found him after I jumped in my truck and drove around the neighbourhood I would have aggressively battered him senseless with a 4' Fat Max spirit level.
Then again, I'm not Canadian and that would be the Failsworth/Newton Heath in me ; )
 
Barcon said:
Well, if I would have found him after I jumped in my truck and drove around the neighbourhood I would have aggressively battered him senseless with a 4' Fat Max spirit level.
Then again, I'm not Canadian and that would be the Failsworth/Newton Heath in me ; )
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As you should, can I judge you now?
In fact it's too late, using a Fat Max of any length is, whilst imaginative, a delicate (ish) instrument. I refuse to believe there are no better options available to a man such as yourself.

All joking aside, that can't have been very nice for your good lady wife, I am not a violent man but I would have sought out the perp(s) and given them quite the dressing down.
 
DrBlueBob said:
As you should, can I judge you now?
In fact it's too late, using a Fat Max of any length is, whilst imaginative, a delicate (ish) instrument. I refuse to believe there are no better options available to a man such as yourself.

All joking aside, that can't have been very nice for your good lady wife, I am not a violent man but I would have sought out the perp(s) and given them quite the dressing down.
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I had cleaned my truck out and just happened to have that level in the back. I would have gladly bent it over his melon as I have a nice set of Stabila levels in the house.
I really need to get a hockey stick.
The wife didn't seem to upset by the time she got home but she's a nice and thoughtful person and is only ever trying to be nice to others. It is for this reason that I would have mounted the kerb and run him over.
 
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