Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

I feel this one....I've been really busy doing the washing....like fuck you have.

 

[bluemc1]

This thing now where everyone says “ by the way “

what a save that was by the way

what a game he had by the way

how good was that club by the way

Fuck off

 

[Blue Mist]

My missus " why do I always have a stack of washing to do at the weekend ?"

Now it takes about a minute to put the washing in the washing machine, a minute to take it out and out it in the tumble dryer or abit long to put on the line.

She isnt doing the washing the bloody washing machine does the washing lol

Before anyone calls me a Male chauvinist pig, I do my bit of taking the washing out of the machine and moving it to the line or tumble dryer ;)
So the washing my missus does is put it in the washing machine lolol

Oh don't start me, for years it was made to sound like you needed a degree to do the washing, delicates, whites jeans etc etc. When she broke her knee I had to do it so I asked what setting.
'Oh just put it on C that's what I do'
So as you say, about 2 minutes total to 'do the washing'
My mam had a wringer over the sink ffs, now she did do the washing.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Tonight neither my partner or I could be arsed making dinner. I held out as long as I could not to have a snack, in the hope she would see my emaciated frame and buckle. Don't listen to optimists, hope is never enough.

She went straight to her, I cant be arsed cooking but noodles are easy, default.

I tried to remain calm and conceal a trembly lip. Then it came to me. Cheese on toast, garlic flakes, thinly sliced mushrooms, white pepper.

Heres where the problem that bugs me appeared, again.

With no dinner, two slices wouldn't do. How could it? You do the maths. I do my toast first in the toaster, lightly toasted, toppings on, under the grill, boom. Two slice in, I want 3, but that means one side of the toaster is burning with fuck all in it. With the rise in the price of leccy, thats about £54. So four it is.

First two done, next two in. Problem. Because the toaster has been on, the second two breads are now going into a really hot place, means, you guessed it, from lightly brown, to fucking near burnt. Remember, it was still to go under the grill. I know, I m not sure how i coped either.

Just as well I like well done toast. That's all I'm saying. I hope someone can be arsed cooking tomorrow. Someone else obviously.

Garlic flakes? You scruffy bastard.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who were experts on covid and are now experts on Ukraine....

Off Topic likes this post.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Philip Schofield being on adverts for everything.

 

[AJ71]

This thing now where everyone says “ by the way “

what a save that was by the way

what a game he had by the way

how good was that club by the way

Fuck off

Martin Keown

 

[Double R]

Martin Keown

For sure.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

The scum

 

[-dabz-]

Amoebas.... Cocky little bastards who think we don't know what they're up to...