Stupid little things that bug you

People starting threads on forums and social media related to "where's everyone meeting up?" before an event or gig.
I'll base my pre event food & drink plans on where my mates are going and where sells decent food & drink rather than going somewhere just because everyone else is going there. And no, I'm not going to an Irish pub in continental Europe. I'm visiting there because I want to experience the local food and culture.
I totally agree with what you say but them Irish pubs normally have the sport boxed off on tvs . Went in one in Germany when we played Munich and I asked for a local beer and they tried to give me Guinness then Heineken before I finally got a pilsner.
 
When you have finished spraying, turn the can upside down and spray until just air comes out. That the paint won't clog the nozzle.
I was talking to a local handy-man DIY-er about this, he said that that trick works with some can which only work if upright. Most cans today are designed to spray from any angle.
He also said that when it happens to him, with a nearly full can, he returns to B&Q and "Acquires" a new cap. He gave me one from his (large) collection.
 
So called fucking 'cafe culture'. Mrs laser and I went to a Costa this morning and just about managed to get a table. There were 8 laptop twats in there. 6 were each taking up a table for 4 and had long ago finished their coffees. Other people arriving couldn't get a seat so had to go elsewhere. All 8 were still there when we left. Selfish cunts.
Sit on one or more of the spare seats and growl if they get upset.
 
So called fucking 'cafe culture'. Mrs laser and I went to a Costa this morning and just about managed to get a table. There were 8 laptop twats in there. 6 were each taking up a table for 4 and had long ago finished their coffees. Other people arriving couldn't get a seat so had to go elsewhere. All 8 were still there when we left. Selfish cunts.
Whats your view on 'Working (cough) from home' ?

The wankers should be in their offices but it is their right to ponce about in Cafes being selfish.
 
People starting threads on forums and social media related to "where's everyone meeting up?" before an event or gig.
I'll base my pre event food & drink plans on where my mates are going and where sells decent food & drink rather than going somewhere just because everyone else is going there. And no, I'm not going to an Irish pub in continental Europe. I'm visiting there because I want to experience the local food and culture.
Re the Irish pub. Totally agree. City get some beautiful european cities to play in but the first message from anyone is Are we meeting in 'O'Flanagans in ****** Square, Seville ?
 
I totally agree with what you say but them Irish pubs normally have the sport boxed off on tvs . Went in one in Germany when we played Munich and I asked for a local beer and they tried to give me Guinness then Heineken before I finally got a pilsner.

I did find something worse though, an English themed pub in Malmö when we were over for the Copenhagen game.
The walls were covered with pictures of the late Queen & English pub signs, but the closest thing to English beer was Bellhaven (Scottish).
 
People starting threads on forums and social media related to "where's everyone meeting up?" before an event or gig.
I'll base my pre event food & drink plans on where my mates are going and where sells decent food & drink rather than going somewhere just because everyone else is going there. And no, I'm not going to an Irish pub in continental Europe. I'm visiting there because I want to experience the local food and culture.
@staffsblue Have you seen where they are all meeting in Antalaya ?
 
So called fucking 'cafe culture'. Mrs laser and I went to a Costa this morning and just about managed to get a table. There were 8 laptop twats in there. 6 were each taking up a table for 4 and had long ago finished their coffees. Other people arriving couldn't get a seat so had to go elsewhere. All 8 were still there when we left. Selfish cunts.
Yep, I hate those twats n’all. They have started clogging up my favourite coffee shop. Always take up a table for four on their own and sit there for two hours after having one coffee.

It’s a quiet cafe I go to, yet some of them will be shouting into their laptop screen on Zoom or whatever they’re on talking about profit margins or some shit, disturbing everyone else’s quiet time.

If you’re supposed to be working from home, fuck off and work from home. If you don’t want to work from home, fuck off and get in the office while I have a quiet coffee and cake you morons.

It’s not even a chain shop, it’s an indie, they could easily tell them to fuck off.

I wish they would.

Bob Mortimer has them spot on…

 
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Which is Czech....
Which is a big argument/ debate. I've got family who live in the Czech Republic and I agree their beer is better than the Germans. But the original point I was getting at was I'd rather drink the bar man's piss than the two drinks I was offered. On a side not if your in to Germany beer Saltaire in Yorkshire do a cracking helles which I think is as good if not better than the Germans do .
 
People who stand aimlessly at the fucking cash machine slowly pressing buttons and then getting a second card out cause they clearly have no money.
I'm convinced that for some people cash machines provide a video game. There is no other explanation for the time they take.
 
Two that have really pissed me off today.

People who stand aimlessly at the fucking cash machine slowly pressing buttons and then getting a second card out cause they clearly have no money.

People who walk along busy streets in town on their phones and just stop still in the middle of everyone walking.
Second one hell yes. Woman walking down a flight of steps yesterday - every third step stop to check her texting was going ok grrr
 
The stupid half wit that decided it was a good idea to buy 2 tins of Felix cat food, open them and leave them outside the Co-op by the cash machine. Bearing in mind its a 104 in the shade it is likely your oh so wonderful charity act has poisoned half the cats and dogs in the area. If mine who managed to eat some before being dragged off is ill, I will find you and I will kill you.
 
When you’re finishing a shit and you stand up but catch the end of your cock on the underside of the toilet seat on someone else’s toilet or a work toilet or a public toilet.
 

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