Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

People at sporting events who see themselves on the screen and don't twig where the camera must be based on how they appear on the screen, and act like a simpleton towards the screen rather than towards the camera.

I'd choke the fuckers with their half n half fucking scarves.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The obligatory 'please gamble responsibly' after every gambling ad. As if: /

They'll take every penny off you, and even your earwax and nasal hair, the bookie cunts

 

[laserblue]

Guys who dont wash their hands after a pee then grab the door handle which I then have to grab after washing my hands.

At a motorway services a few years ago I went for a pee and a bloke walked out of a trap after taking a dump and left without washing his hands. When I came out he was sitting with his wife and toddler feeding the kid chips by hand. Dirty bastard.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The obligatory 'please gamble responsibly' after every gambling ad. As if: /

They'll take every penny off you, and even your earwax and nasal hair, the bookie cunts

A subtle bit of marketing non the less....laughable.




Drink responsibly
Smoke responsibly
Take addictive drugs responsibly
........

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who consider that obtaining a suntan is an interesting topic of conversation.

 

[gazinho]

People wishing their other halves happy birthday on some form of social media, you live with them you daft cunts speak actual words to them.

While im at it anyone who refers to their Mrs as their pet name on social media, its for the bedroom not facebook you daft fucker.

In fact social media

 

[give it to gordon]

Watching a workmate using a drill to tap a thread. What is that all about ?

 

[Blue Mist]

At a motorway services a few years ago I went for a pee and a bloke walked out of a trap after taking a dump and left without washing his hands. When I came out he was sitting with his wife and toddler feeding the kid chips by hand. Dirty bastard.

He'd not had a dump, He'd done a line.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I find him hilarious.
But why does he have to shout ?





Ahhhhh. I've got it. He's an entitled rag prick

I always thought he squeeked

Love the fact that he promotes himself as a rag fan and every time he appears he comes across as a first class entitled pillock

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who say "Hello" in that sarcastic tone.