Stupid little things that bug you

Psychedelic Casual said:
When you’re finishing a shit and you stand up but catch the end of your cock on the underside of the toilet seat on someone else’s toilet or a work toilet or a public toilet.
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I hate it when you're standing there having a piss and not only is the water cold but it's deep as well.
 
Red neck MAGA Americans, imagine being stopped at a red light with that fucker attached to you pick up truck LoL

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That you are only allowed one free alcoholic drink in Dalaman Airport private lounge.

OK I have just blagged 4 of us in for free(£20 per person) but come on, I am going to complain.


On my way out.
 
When you're driving about all innocent, and then cos it's hot, and parklife is on, you see loads of scantily clad girlies with their big knockers and arses hanging out.. but often a few of these are accompanied by a bloke with his shirt off, showing off his tanned iron washboard stomach etc and I'm a red blooded man, I can't help it, so of course I'm looking but sometimes I make eye contact with the shirtless man! And he thinks I'm looking at him! And he gives ME a dirty look! He's the guy with his muscles out walking next to a girl for god's sake
 
MellowJoe said:
When you're driving about all innocent, and then cos it's hot, and parklife is on, you see loads of scantily clad girlies with their big knockers and arses hanging out.. but often a few of these are accompanied by a bloke with his shirt off, showing off his tanned iron washboard stomach etc and I'm a red blooded man, I can't help it, so of course I'm looking but sometimes I make eye contact with the shirtless man! And he thinks I'm looking at him! And he gives ME a dirty look! He's the guy with his muscles out walking next to a girl for god's sake
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All innocent eh? You probably had your tight gym shorts on.
 
People saying City have done a ‘three-peat’ or ‘3peat’ - three Premier League titles in a row.

What the fuck kind of word is that?
 
bennyboy said:
Irish bars.Hate them.A last resort only when abroad.
Overpriced shite.
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WHAT !

When you say abroad, what do you mean ? Surely the whole point of being abroad is taking in the culture and the area.......... or are you just taking the piss out of another poster ?
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Crows (or whatever they are; rooks, ravens, jackdawes?) and their horrible crowing.

Coorrrrrrrr coorrrrrrr coorrrrrrrrr

Fucking sling it, you noisy cunts.
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They think they're fucking well hard too, when I take Kumar (my dog) out on the field she scares off the pigeons and sparrows etc with ease, they fly away when she comes within 50 feet of 'em but those black birds stand their ground a lot longer, maybe 15 feet until they give in. They call it a murder of crows you know, and a parliament of rooks, I'm not sure what a group of Kumars are.. a fucking nuisance most likely
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Crows (or whatever they are; rooks, ravens, jackdawes?) and their horrible crowing.

Coorrrrrrrr coorrrrrrr coorrrrrrrrr

Fucking sling it, you noisy cunts.
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Noisy, but really intelligent. There are instances where they collect nuts and drop them at a traffic light controlled pedestrian crossing when the lights are red, wait for the lights to go green whereby the cars break the nuts open and then when the lights turn red again they scoop up their spoils.

I have had a raven watch me from about 100 metres away and when I dropped some treats for them on the patio, in they swooped.

You are correct with the noisy fuckers bit though.
 
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