Nude nuts and the generally folliclely challenged, look away now. My glorious mane has got all too wild and bushy. So, this last week, i have tried to get to a barber to return me to head turning, crafted and beguiling glory.
I had a window of opportunity the other day, went into a place I've honoured them before, lants my perfectly fored srse on the deat, looked up CASH ONLY. No cash, are you mad? Off i trudged.
So today, drive to my usual, cunts shut. Fucking Sundays, where shops don't open and people like me have to keep going. Nobody knows my troubles.