Stupid little things that bug you

[jimharri]

People spelling Vieira wrong. He's a former City player, the name is only six letters long and he's famous throughout the footballing world. How bloody difficult is it to get it right?



"Jeeves, my tablets. Quickly"


There's dozens more, by the way.

 

[kaz7]

My hip and knee today , beautiful day but cant get outside

 

[laserblue]

People who say slither instead of sliver. As in a sliver of metal, wood, meat, land, etc. Especially people on TV who should know better. Even Clive Myrie came out with "a slither of hope" when reporting from Ukraine recently. Slither is what a snake does FFS.

 

[BrianW]

An unfortunate recent trend is to use 'snicker' for 'snigger'. Apparently, this was born in the USA where there is a reluctance to use any word, however derived, that contains the n-word. Horses snicker, people snigger.

 

[BuryBlue1977]

People who spell Sterling “Stirling”. Cunts

 

[PinkFinal]

People who stand at crowded bars when other people are trying to get served
Just fuck off

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who find things that are only mildly funny, and sometimes not funny, absolutely hilarious like it’s the funniest thing that ever happened in human history and laughing like witches in high pitched wailing laughs (including lads, in fact, it’s almost always lads who do it).

 

[Blue Mist]

People who find things that are only mildly funny, and sometimes not funny, absolutely hilarious like it’s the funniest thing that ever happened in human history and laughing like witches in high pitched wailing laughs (including lads, in fact, it’s almost always lads who do it).

Are you referring to the steak pie joke in the joke thread ?

You are aren't you.

 

[halfmist]

People who find things that are only mildly funny, and sometimes not funny, absolutely hilarious like it’s the funniest thing that ever happened in human history and laughing like witches in high pitched wailing laughs (including lads, in fact, it’s almost always lads who do it).

They are as bad as those that are telling a joke or funny story, but laugh all the way through the punch line so you don’t get to hear the joke anyway

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A footie one, I've tried not to post it as it could open the floodgates but that fucking spray the official uses on free kicks, they need it on throw-ins. I'm sick of players gaining 8-10 yards and fuck all happening about it.