Stupid little things that bug you

[Kippaxpete]

Now that is good...... or maybe its me whose just childish.

Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Don't be daft son, it's a duck with a hat on.

Duck joke for the surrealists:
Q. What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg's both the same.
No, me neither though it did have me in stitches for some reason first time I heard it.

 

[laserblue]

Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…

Plus 'Bobby' Firmino and Virgil.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That, The Celtic Football Club (and Boston Celtics), are called “Seltic” (“Seltics”) and not “keltic” (“keltics”).

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who say ‘arks’. As in ‘arks me a question’. Knob heads.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Mason Mount constantly touching his hair

 

[laserblue]

Knobheads who go into a coffee shop and say "Can I get a laaaaahhtay".

 

[East Level 2]

Supermarkets with links to parking Nazi companies. Which director got the brown envelope?

 

[Slipper One]

You didn't see it. It was angry

You need to sort that little job out properly.

 

[Bill Walker]

I like my pickled onions and buy them from farm foods store. But I cant get the lid of without putting the lid under the hot tap and tapping it with a knife to loosen it. Bloody ridicules

Life's a real woman

:)

 

[Bill Walker]

Cunts in the ‘What are you listening to’ thread who can be arsed enough to tell us what they’re listening but not arsed enough to post a fucking link to the tune.

Cunts.

Cunts who post links.. as is were interested in whatever shite they're listening too

Wankers