Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

Pointless people stirring a pan of food while aimlessly talking to another pointless person on a cooking programme, usually about yet another pointless cookery book. Which we all need, apparantly.

 

[chris63]

English people calling their mum mom. Also giving someone the middle finger. What's wrong with the two fingered salute.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

People who hold the neck of the bottle when pouring a bottle of wine.

Just watched a film where one of the characters pours a bottle of champagne holding the neck of the bottle… I’ve noticed Niles Crane does it a lot in Frasier n’all.

Winds me up for no reason I can think of.

Similarly, when they then go on to hold the glass by the bowl rather than the stem.

I thought Niles would know better. One of my favourite lines was when they went in a downbeat bar and asked for the wine list. Niles looked at it and said I’ll try the white!

 

[BlueMoonday]

People who slam weights down in the gym. Why do it? You look a complete bellend, it annoys everybody around you and it damages the equipment.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Judging by the last 2 pages It's clear we're being re educated in the lost art of celebrationism by our yankie bretheren..

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.

 

[maccieblue]

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.

What we need is the return of those large round red squirty things with the green nozzle, rather like those large round tomatoey squirters they had in the Wimpey....

 

[BlueMoonday]

Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Skateboarders on Piccadilly station approach.
It's not America!

 

[Looby_Blue]

Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?

They're counting on nobody confronting and exposing their cuntiness.

 

[bluebc]

Neighbours who think it’s acceptable to start mowing the lawn at 8:30 a.m, it isn’t!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who slam weights down in the gym. Why do it? You look a complete bellend, it annoys everybody around you and it damages the equipment.

And when they don’t put them back on the right place so everyone else has to go scouring the racks for the right weight they need

 

[Eccles Blue]

Waterproof plasters that definitely are NOT waterproof!!

Plus stupid people (by which I mean ME) who put said ‘waterproof’ plasters on ‘wounded’ finger just before they get in the shower!!! ;-) :-)

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Any TV program with the word "Brits" in it, especially ones about people moving abroad.

What's that one with an intro that looks like someone made it on PowerPoint?. It's a globe with an animated plane flying round it. When the scene changes to another family, an annoying noise of a flying plane is played.

"A Place in the Sun".... That annoys me as well. 23 years that's been on and it's just repeat after repeat of 2014 episodes on More 4. A Lockdown TV staple it was as well, all while we could not go on holiday, let alone leave our homes.

There's an album that came out before the show of the same name by a band called Lit, which is a trillion times percent more entertaining than the programme it possibly stole the name off from.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?

Maybe they look better in a leotard than you and therefore hold the moral, and physical, high ground

 

[laserblue]

Waterproof plasters that definitely are NOT waterproof!!

Plus stupid people (by which I mean ME) who put said ‘waterproof’ plasters on ‘wounded’ finger just before they get in the shower!!! ;-) :-)

I've found water resistant are better than waterproof (which aren't waterproof at all). Elastoplast do both.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?

Same wankers who kick off with fellow passengers on trains, no manners at all.

 

[Looby_Blue]

Waking up to slug trails in the kitchen. If I catch em I'm gonna salt them to kingdom come.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Waking up to slug trails in the kitchen. If I catch em I'm gonna salt them to kingdom come.

Get em in the frying pan!

Just cook them properly.

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Slugs on toast for breakfast!

I was driving in my flip flops once and I could feel wet between my toes. I thought I just have stepped in a puddle before getting in the car. When I got home I looked down as I got out of the car and there was a slug between two of my toes.

Although I didn’t eat that one.